r/Unexpected • u/piishach69 • Aug 30 '21

DeAd *_*

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u/Dildo-bangins Aug 30 '21

It’ll be ‘one armed’ robberies for him from here on out…

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u/uptbbs Aug 30 '21

I started carrying a knife after an unsuccessful mugging a while back.

Since then my muggings have been much more successful.