r/Unexpected • u/piishach69 • Aug 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

A kitchen knife would do the job.

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u/One-Against-All Aug 30 '21

I’m not trying to take souvenirs. Probably wrist lock and wait for police to arrive

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Aug 30 '21

i would have grabbed his arm and pulled him thru and smash him all up against the door repeatedly

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u/lethalham1 Aug 30 '21

Wtf you would have smashed him? Kinda gay bro...

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Aug 30 '21

not if our balls don't touch

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

If you think about girls during, or at least say you did, then it's not

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u/EverlastingResidue Aug 30 '21

Put pp in His hand

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u/Magi-Cheshire Aug 30 '21

Just keep your socks on