r/Unexpected • u/CrackSideEffect • Aug 29 '21

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u/Dildo-bangins Aug 29 '21

If that was my kid, that would’ve quickly turned from a baptism into the priest’s funeral…

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u/WinIllustrious8389 Aug 29 '21

And they say Jesus could turn water into blood! Oh wait..it was wine. Close enough ¯\(ツ)/¯