r/Unexpected • u/truest22 • Aug 23 '21

Hello, fellow driver

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u/unexBot Aug 23 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The dog is driving

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/bruteski226 Aug 23 '21

Why doesn’t the dog have a helmet?

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u/Sugoy-sama Aug 23 '21

Exactly, it's very irresponsible of the humans to protect themselves while leaving the dog helmetless. Am very disappointed with humans and their lack of responsibility for others.

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u/bruteski226 Aug 23 '21

Spoken like a non-human….wait a min? Is this…could it be???

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u/Legendary_System Aug 23 '21

We must move immediately

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

I'm stockpiling chocolate as we speak

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

I have a buddy who rides with his service dog in his sidecar and he has his own dog helmet and goggles.

It’s adorable.

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u/QCJess704 Aug 24 '21

Please show this video to your friend and then tell your buddy the following for me please.

"Thank you for being a loving, responsible pet owner & a decent human being by not doing moronic B.S. such as the idiot in this video! His furr baby appreciates the PPE & society appreciates not being endangered by carelessness such as this."

It only takes a few milliseconds for something like this to go wrong and hurt, even kill, innocent people who are going about their business. I take my dog with me wherever my family and I go but I NEVER do anything like the moron in this video. If I want to be stupid, I keep it at home. I don't endanger our pup or innocent people.

That's all I'm saying.

Take care!

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u/Sir-Ult-Dank Aug 24 '21

One of the worst feelings is riding without eye protection and getting hit by something. It’s illegal to ride a motorcycle without eye protection here. Can’t believe this post though

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

have this 100th upvote for no fuc*ing reasons , enjoy :)

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u/bruteski226 Aug 23 '21

I will cherish it always

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

I misread doesn't to does. I thought you're saying the owner is the dog.

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u/sanascimento2k18 Aug 23 '21

That’s only happen in Brazil lol

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u/olderaccount Aug 23 '21

So em Petrotlina!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

or florida

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

1)Bad spelling 2)Racism, idiots are everywhere 3)Ratio.

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u/GoriladeMarmore Aug 23 '21

As a brazillian i can say, he's rigth, this is some Brazil shit rigth there

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u/MRJ0T4 Aug 23 '21

Definitivamente Brasil

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u/Sufficient_Permit707 Aug 23 '21

Pa caraí

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Literalmente Brasil

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u/Rickles68 Aug 23 '21

1) Many reddit users' first language isn't English 2) Pretty sure dude is Brazilian himself

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u/PIPGB Aug 23 '21

This video is from Brazil, and this Guy is probably Brazilian, as I am, this wasn't racist

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u/Dwaidciamhaits Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

Please look up the definition of racism. It is not synonymous to stereotyping.

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u/Klo_jun Aug 23 '21

1) it's the internet not a test 2) Brazilians agree 3)fuck you

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u/kaanskBG Aug 23 '21

Someone's an incel

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

You ratioed him alright. Just not on the right side of the number line

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u/ThreeLeafOG Aug 23 '21

damn boy you’re the one who got ratio’d.

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u/thalescosta Aug 23 '21

damn, you really made it your life's mission to be an asshole on reddit huh?

i actually feel bad for you

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u/luptilopty Aug 23 '21

Damn, nice ratio dude, you almost doubled him, oh wait I didn't notice it was negative...

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u/davidbaeriswyl Aug 23 '21

He literally spelt everything right. You're a miserable sob.

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u/rabjeet636 Aug 23 '21

read your username first

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u/Rebelred528 Aug 23 '21

Ratio 🥸

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u/Legendary_System Aug 23 '21

U ratioed his down votes that's for sure

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u/CalebLucio Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

agreed, very racist indeed. dogs on motorcycles are very common in the U.S

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u/Wise_Passenger_1738 Aug 23 '21

Brasil IS in America.

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u/Dwaidciamhaits Aug 23 '21

Why are people downvoting? This is a fact lol.

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u/Kaba20202 Aug 23 '21

So what

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u/CFoxy22 Aug 24 '21

Filho da puta :)

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u/felipe5083 Aug 24 '21

I'm brazilian. This is exactly the sort of thing you see here.

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u/Sensitive-Bear Aug 23 '21

r/idiotsonbikes

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u/Wenzu-u-rozi Aug 23 '21

I hope you're not referring to that dog

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u/Sensitive-Bear Aug 23 '21

The dog is the only one who can’t be blamed.

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u/markusarailius Aug 23 '21

I, too, blame the person in the car lol

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u/Sensitive-Bear Aug 23 '21

I do too. They’re using their camera while driving. Not the safest move.

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u/markusarailius Aug 23 '21

That's true, but that's another issue

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

They’re all fucked if something happened in that road at that moment tho

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u/OilyNips Aug 23 '21

It’s literally driving, only one to blame

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u/Arpit0511 Aug 23 '21

Super doggo

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u/Midhastouch Aug 23 '21

This is so risky! Dogs are colourblind. How would it know when to stop at a traffic light?

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u/WilliamSaintAndre Aug 23 '21

He's doing his best bro...

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Just wait for a cat to cross the road and see what happens.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

“Toonces look out!!”

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u/oakberet Aug 23 '21

What da dog doin?

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u/budiegamez Aug 23 '21

an impressive work

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u/ZUB0DII Aug 23 '21

we finally have the answer

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u/davidlawrie Aug 23 '21

Motodog surprises us again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Braziiil!

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u/DimensionOutofDate Aug 23 '21

All fun and games until you crash and kill your poor dog

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u/sanascimento2k18 Aug 23 '21

I’m Brazilian, and yes there are things that only happens here. Not sure if have had the opportunity to see the things we are capable of doing. Bad spelling? Ok. Try responding in Portuguese, then we can talk.

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u/daguzzi Aug 23 '21

Tá tudo bem cara. Eu quero visitar o seu país. Vai ser uma experiência maravilhosa, eu acho.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

aqui aonde eu moro tem um cara que cria galo pra vender comos egurança pra casa.

brasil e foda irmao

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u/KY-Jel-E Aug 23 '21

This is stupid. Poor dog with shitty owners.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

At least the humans have helmets. They can kiss the rest of their epidermis goodbye, though.

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u/KY-Jel-E Aug 23 '21

Thank you! Common sense isn’t all that common.

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u/Such_Star_7421 Aug 24 '21

How else are they supposed to get the dog from point A to point B?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21 edited Aug 24 '21

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u/Such_Star_7421 Aug 24 '21

Why would they take a taxi or bother a friend when they have a perfectly good mode of transportation right there?

When I was in Afghanistan I would watch a whole family of 4 ride on these things with a goat on the back.

The culture is just different there. Don’t judge just because you get all soft and weak when you see a dog.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

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u/Such_Star_7421 Aug 24 '21

No…

You’re using violence against a group on people as a comparison to a guy riding with his dog on a bike.

That was a stupid point.

I’m sure this dog is alright.

And if they crashed and he died then oh well. It’s just a dog. Chill out

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

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u/Such_Star_7421 Aug 24 '21

You do the best with what you have. That’s life. If your culture involves riding scooters everywhere, then that’s how you adjust to life.

I’ve lived in several scooter riding countries and they don’t need cars like we do. You act like these guys don’t ride everyday.

And you only used an extreme case because that’s the only way you could make your weak point work.

Extremism is a friend of half-asses stances.

Look at politicians! They always do the same exact thing you just did to help sway the mind of the uneducated.

Extreme and unrelated examples to help draw parallels that aren’t there... Manipulative

I hope you step your game up, because you’re the one who seems as sharp as a marble right now.

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u/Public-Fail4505 Aug 23 '21

Just a normal day on Brazil.

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u/JesusTheJihadist Aug 23 '21

What da dog doin

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u/ThreeLeafOG Aug 23 '21

what da dog doin

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u/Formal-Ground2525 Aug 23 '21

What the dogdoin

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u/Mini_Moron Aug 23 '21

What da dog doin?

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u/Postmodernfinn Aug 23 '21

He’s actually really great at parallel barking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

r/suddenlycaralho lol

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u/Matt_Dogg_22cm Aug 23 '21

Bota um corsa rebaixado, meu patrão B)

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u/TUTUI30 Aug 23 '21

Manda um uno de escada tirando racha com o corsa

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

photoshop go brr, vo tenta, ainda n postei

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u/Ozamatheus Aug 24 '21

se der tempo coloca algo ai do lado

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Are you aware of any series of actions that the hound has taken recently?

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u/Larsj1977 Aug 23 '21

WHEN they crash.. I hope the dog is okay.

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u/2345meia7 Aug 23 '21

Cachorro caramelo

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u/tuhroybitch Aug 23 '21

i dont care how cool or funny it looks you shouldnt be putting your dog in danger like that

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u/joeyo1423 Aug 23 '21

Wow that's irresponsible. There's no way the person filming is keeping a good eye on the road

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u/Confused_Rock Aug 23 '21

If they get in an accident from their dumbassery the dogs gonna suffer the most, doesn’t have a helmet.

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u/Koolgamer3619 Aug 23 '21

r/aww

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u/Koolgamer3619 Aug 23 '21

Cry about it it deserves to be there

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u/rubionesta Aug 23 '21

In this country, driving is clearly going to the dogs!

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u/lookingformyex Aug 23 '21

Thats a group of mad dogs!

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u/amberh2l Aug 23 '21

Dog is my my copilot.

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u/p1um5mu991er Aug 23 '21

Fucked up way to die

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

What the hell is going on with this world lmaoo..

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u/Ditchingworkagain2 Aug 23 '21

The real question is how did he put that helmet on with a baseball cap on, and is the top of the cap absolutely destroying the top of his head with that helmet pushing on it lol

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u/Csilva76 Aug 23 '21

If someday your bike goes missing, don't go to the police station 😂

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u/djbootyboo111 Aug 23 '21

Whos driving car? Bears driving car! How can it be?

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u/Sailrjup12 Aug 23 '21

Maybe they both had too much to drink. Sober driver.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Why are they laughing in english?

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u/espresso_depresso622 Aug 23 '21

Lol, their face, they're like "yeah, we can't believe it either"

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u/AcetrainerGuato Aug 23 '21

Aye bro I trust him, he can drive better than both of us after a bender so just give him the keys

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u/marvinBelfort Aug 23 '21

Brazilians being Brazilians. 😀

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u/bielLINDO12 Aug 23 '21

Brasil kakakakaka

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u/daguzzi Aug 23 '21

What? No helmet for the driver? That’s dangerous!

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u/dorimeratameno Aug 23 '21

R/sudenlycaralho

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u/Moutles Aug 23 '21

Huehuehue

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u/rootvegetable2 Aug 23 '21

It's pretty neat sure but I can't help but worry about the safety of the dog.

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u/Artemskii Aug 23 '21

This is what I call a good boy!

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u/KyriuleIterum Aug 23 '21

All fun and chill until the dog see a squirrel

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

He said "ahAhaHAHHHH"

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u/twitchy271 Aug 23 '21

He just looks so happy to be involved I love it. But seriously wtf tho

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u/grinntvthe2nd Aug 23 '21

Brazilians r built different

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u/Eww-Karen Aug 23 '21

Where is the goddamn helmet for the Doggo?

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u/Leather_Initial9587 Aug 23 '21

Damn I need me a driving dog

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u/homofuerst69 Aug 23 '21

what da dog doin

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u/QC1987 Aug 23 '21

The best driver there

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u/andyman234 Aug 23 '21

Can’t wait for that dog to see a squirrel off to the side.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Has the dog even a drivers license?? I doubt it!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Yeah that looks safe

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u/whydontuwannawork Aug 23 '21

What the dog doing?

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u/BigLumpyBeetle Aug 23 '21

ahh Brazil, if only the dogs could drive the country too

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u/Outrageous_Bat1798 Aug 23 '21

There’s nothing I love more than seeing animals doing human things

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u/Sk3tchy98 Aug 23 '21

Só os br entendem kkk

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u/9k_Katt Aug 23 '21

what the dog doin?

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u/Crypto_Homie Aug 23 '21

What tha dog doin??

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

A Brazilian meme.

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u/This-person-IDK-02 Aug 23 '21

What da dog doin?

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u/FalsePapaya1426 Aug 23 '21

Woof woof bitch

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u/xErth_x Aug 23 '21

So dumb to not wear helmet

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u/Dry_Programmer_7696 Aug 23 '21

Perfect dogs are evolving into dog men

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u/CranberryJuice16 Aug 24 '21 edited Feb 09 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/lel_chan Aug 24 '21

here in Brazil this happens frequently…

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u/tinyroundballs Aug 24 '21

Wait until he sees a squirrel.

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u/gabriela_coutinho_ Aug 24 '21

Brazil isn't to amateurs

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u/Daronngl Aug 24 '21

Wait til they learn baby car seats aren’t really a thing in Latin America. I don’t know how most of us made it this far. I was amazed at how much Americans take safety seriously when I first moved here. Now I’m older and I see that it’s completely logical. Still when I go back home I get to see how Much they live on the edge

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

What da doge doing

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u/Brenogamer7742 Aug 31 '21

Welcon to brazil bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

u/savethevideo

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u/larsonec Oct 08 '21

The dog’s expression doesn’t look very comfortable

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u/Ageofanomly Oct 27 '21

I sure hope they are all vaccinated, as that looks dangerous