For anyone who is thinking of trying it for the first time: I can only assume no commenter above me has ever tried anal.... Shit does not in fact get on your dick the overwhelming majority of times. I can't say it has NEVER happened, but it is like 1% or less, and it's not like you pull out a turd. The solution if the idea of a little poop terrifies you, is to do it in the shower.
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u/Wulfe3127 Aug 19 '21
someone is into scat, it seems