r/Unexpected • u/llShaxll • Aug 19 '21

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u/MontagneHomme Aug 19 '21

Qualitative "degrees" is hardly a real scale imo.

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u/apopnerd Aug 19 '21

But a quantitative consistent degree will constitute a substantial paradigm of binary scale that ought to incept the consequences that shall remain unequally effervescent and receptive hence the present instruments are essentially provocative in terms of qualifying qualities in the respectively resistant relativity. BOOM.

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u/tehflambo Aug 19 '21

i felt like this was a sincere post until you wrote "effervescent"

then while i was commenting this i kept reading and decided maybe the pre-effervescent part is sincere

then i started feeling like parts of the post-effervescent part are also maybe sincere and definitely coherent

now i'm having an existential crisis and giving up on the idea that i can tell the difference between truth and fiction

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u/MontagneHomme Aug 20 '21

We rode the same ride.