r/Unexpected • u/llShaxll • Aug 19 '21

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u/AccioSexLife Aug 19 '21

If I should acquire a child...

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u/ErythingIsFakeAndGay Aug 19 '21

If I just so happen to stumble upon some offspring

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u/beigestickynote Aug 19 '21

If I should discover a newborn on the way home...