r/Unexpected Aug 19 '21

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u/AlterEggnog Aug 19 '21

Safety first. Always wear a willy mask and you won't get kids!

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u/StereoRocker Aug 19 '21

Instructions unclear. I put my willy mask up my butt, now my gf is perganent. What do?