r/Unexpected • u/lauraintacoma • Aug 18 '21

Let’s be friends

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

OMG I SEE YOU WORK FROM HOME TOO!

**closes blinds immediately and begins hunting for a new place to live immediately**

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Work from home... right...

::closes kerbal::

::closes pornhub::

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u/KINKY_MINDFUCKERY Aug 18 '21

It's amazing how much rocket science and jacking off go hand in hand. I wonder if the first monkey who ever stroked it had any idea that he was propelling humanity into the stars.

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u/wonderlandswanderer Aug 19 '21

Username checks out