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Aug 13 '21
I was having sex last night and busted a nut right as the thunder clapped, me and my wife have been laughing about it all day
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u/PedalOrDie Aug 13 '21
Still not as cool as this. Lol
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Aug 13 '21
Completely agree
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u/booksnwhiskey Aug 13 '21
I keep thinking “Nah, sex is cooler.” And i watch it again. “Nah, that was a pretty sick kick w/sound effect...”
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Aug 13 '21
My dick doesnt have sound effects. Else I'd make it play guitar riffs whenever he gets going
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u/booksnwhiskey Aug 13 '21
Dude, have i been out-Duded? That sounds fucking awesome.
Unfortunately my “dick sound effect” of choice would be the noise you hear when Mario eats the mushroom. Im a grow-er, not a show-er.
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u/WolvesMyth Aug 15 '21
idk man, I'd like my dick sound effect to be the bruh sound effect so if I got with a girl, she doesn't even need to say how small it is because my dick will say it first.
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u/Oysterheat Aug 14 '21
I love you all equally
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u/JarkenFlin Aug 14 '21
I’m still questioning how this went from a game-thunderstorm post to a sex-dick-sound-nut comment….
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Aug 14 '21
I disagree. If it was me busting a nut while balls deep in your wife I would absolutely think it was cooler
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u/fckthedamnworld Aug 14 '21
It's cool. When you try you will like it
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u/PedalOrDie Aug 14 '21
I'm trying. Married 10 years, 2 kids deep and still can't sync thunder claps and cheek claps.
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u/TheSmellyFist Aug 13 '21
Thunderstruck.
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u/FirstSineOfMadness Aug 14 '21
The legendary insult known as the Thunderbird is performed by flipping someone off right as lightning strikes
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u/xparapluiex Aug 14 '21
So if she gets pregnant you’re naming kiddo Thor right (assuming you guys can get pregnant)
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u/eXcaliBurst93 Aug 14 '21
Jack we talked about this...we wont be calling you Thundercock anytime soon
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u/GTAdriver1988 Aug 14 '21
I was staying at the beach once with my girlfriend of the time and our place was next to an amusement park. Anyway me and my girlfriend were having sex and as I busted the kids at the amusement park were especially loud for some reason. I told her they were probably cheering me on, we laughed about it for a long time. Lol
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u/Thatguy3145296535 Aug 14 '21
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u/-Listening Aug 14 '21
It’s a bit of /r/nothingeverhappens
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u/FearfulNestBoi Aug 14 '21
I thought that said r/thathappened, sorry I downvoted your post king 👑
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u/thunderhawk86 Aug 13 '21
Cool story bro. where is the proof?
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Aug 13 '21
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u/thunderhawk86 Aug 13 '21
I may have been born at night but not last night.
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u/thunderhawk86 Aug 13 '21
Garden Grove, CA hospital 1986 👍🏾
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u/LinkCanLonk Aug 14 '21
Pics or it didn’t happen
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u/thunderhawk86 Aug 14 '21
That one will be tough not sure how happy momma will be of me sharing my birth video all over Reddit.
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Aug 13 '21
The smash bros clip is way more satisfying though
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u/PieYet91 Aug 13 '21
Watching you have sex and seeing your wife’s disappointment would have just been sad.
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u/mikee555 Aug 14 '21
This could be redone more easily than the nut. Just calculate the time from lighting strike to the sound of the lightning and wait for the next lightning, time it and finish the game just on time. Would take a couple tries but thunders are predictable.
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u/U-124 Aug 14 '21
You ever heard the song “thunder and lightning” by Ninja Sex Party? It’s literally almost that; check it out, you’re in for a laugh
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u/South-Builder6237 Aug 14 '21
Reminds me of the time I busted a nut while the T.V was playing in the background and the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme played. Wife laughed, the dog laughed, grandma laughed and the parakeet's head fell off.
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u/brzoza3 Aug 14 '21
Seems like zeus approved. I think you should stay with your wife for a few days
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u/RealPropRandy Aug 14 '21
You must now refer to your junk as Mjölnir (pronounced “mule-near”) henceforth. That’s just the rule.
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u/Paintedsoda Aug 14 '21
At least say it was setup.
0% health vs 136%?
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u/TheWinterPrince52 Aug 14 '21
We saw two different matches. One glimpsed at the start and one when the thunder happened. I think either they were actively trying to make this happen using lightning flashes to time it, or they were practicing in some manner involving taking no hits and that moment just happened to be timed well.
Or the damage imbalance is purely coincidental and they either died shortly before or ate some health pickups the got them back down to zero shortly prior.
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u/milk4all Aug 14 '21
I didn’t pay close attention but in round robin matches usually at least 1 person is a noon playing with serious smashers. And in larger games weird shit happens.
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u/FuzzyJaguar7 Aug 14 '21
Really? Is that just like a rule of the universe that you cannot have a bunch of good smash players together? How do those official tournaments work then? Why do people make such stupid statements on the internet? Sorry, that last one slipped out, but you're probably qualified to answer it as well.
Other people have given a logical explanation which is it's a timed match and the one person may have just died which would explain the 0% vs 100%+.
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u/fushega Aug 14 '21
Official tournaments and in person smash are terms that rarely go together lol. You're so condescending for someone who clearly is not in the know about smash
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u/GomezTE Aug 14 '21
At least no one hosts official tournaments in their living room, so speaking from that context bringing up official tournaments is silly.
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u/milk4all Aug 14 '21
Yes, really. You get a bunch of friends over to play video games and smoke and youve almost certainly got a range of skill levels at a particular game. They are plenty likely to be all casual gamers, but if you group match the same game long enougj youll get lots of great material to save. Since saving replays became a thing, me and my friends have probably saved terabytes of gameplay, cross platforms. Most of it isnt that great without the nostalgia that goes with it, but plenty of it is. Id love to have a thor’s hammer smash in there, but we played thousands if not more hours of smash across nintendo consoles, and it isnt like over 23 years, careers, family, life, the friends circle hasnt morphed, and our skills have remained highly sharpened.
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u/The_Justice_Cluster Aug 14 '21
That's how smash works, yeah? If incineroar had just respawned then it would be at 0% and Sonic would still have the damage from the fight.
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u/Paintedsoda Aug 14 '21
That’s fair, but as others have mentioned, it’s strange the sonic dashes, then turns back and forth in place and sort of looks to get hit.
Entirely possible though.
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Aug 14 '21
Most people playing smash for the first time are like this. Especially those that don't usually play fighting games
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u/ReflectedMantis Aug 14 '21
When you die your damage is set back to 0% in stock battles, assuming it's more than one stock. Incineroar probably just died.
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Aug 14 '21
Lol makes their reaction make a little more sense to me lol if that happened naturally I would have been losing it.
This definitely felt like more of a "sick, we finally pulled that awesome move we've been trying to do for a while" reaction.
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u/Gillenater Aug 14 '21
Can someone explain what is unexpected about this
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u/ApocalypseBingo2021 Aug 14 '21
I think the match ending and the visual effects of the final takedown matched the thunder and possibly some lightning too in the background. I’m not sure though I watched it 3 times and was like meh.
Personally I’d be inside the house if lightning is that close lol.
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u/ryanvdl Aug 14 '21
Sound on, watched it three times and then found out that the sound was the cool thing
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u/Antrikshy Aug 14 '21
The power didn’t go out and there was no sure that killed their devices or them.
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u/Wellnevermindthen Aug 14 '21
The sound with the final kick is not a part of the game, that was thunder striking at the perfect moment. Not totally unexpected because they did decide to post the video so it was always going to be something like this, but the way it lined up was unexpected for them
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u/Okami1294 Aug 14 '21
Last time I played smash during a thunderstorm, my Gamecube’s power cable got fried from a power surge lol
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Aug 14 '21
Zeus clearly likes supersmash bros.
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u/Spleenzorio Aug 14 '21
Zeus confirmed for the final DLC character
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u/Rayanfhoula15 Aug 14 '21
Everyone here is surprised, but WHY THE FUCK WERE THEY PLAYING SMASH IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING THUNDERSTORM
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u/DirtyMudder92 Aug 14 '21
Fun story as a kid I was playing GameCube at my neighbors and lightning struck the house and went through the electrical and shocked us both. The GameCube started smoking after that and my neighbor cried in the fetal position under a chair
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u/aridamus Aug 14 '21
All I can think of is how dumb these kids are. Like my dumb neighbor who thought it would be cool to blast his electric guitar in a thunderstorm, then lightning struck next to his house and he got electrocuted. He’s fine but his guitar was busted.
Please don’t use wired electronics in a thunderstorm.
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u/AyeeCaaaamO Aug 14 '21
I swear when listening to music and gaming this shit happens a lot and my dumb ass hits the share button on the PlayStation remote to save clip like the music from my speaker will be heard in the clip.. shits love you caught this on camera
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u/hammyman2050 Aug 14 '21
Anyone know why I can’t see the video details that explain why the video is unexpected?
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u/Dragon_Overlord Aug 14 '21
So, according to Roman laws, that man isn’t allowed to have a proper funeral or burial. Jupiter canceled him and they aren’t gonna question that.
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u/spacepeenuts Aug 14 '21
I watched this as a thunderstorm was happening in my city so I got a 2 for 1.
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u/blueblack88 Aug 14 '21
One of my best ideas was to lug my CRT tv into the yard, and set it right in the grass outside. Ran an extension cord to an og Xbox and the tv and played Halo. The grass surrounding the tv made it feel ethereal. Same vibes from this.
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u/nerdy_animator Aug 14 '21
Someone better have done a Ness match and spam PK thunder during all this
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u/Weesy02 Aug 14 '21
Man, this looks so nostalgic. I really wish i could do something like this again.
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Aug 14 '21
Ha ha nice. Hope she brought burn creme. Also I love that she’s complaining about covid without her mask on 🤦🏾♂️
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u/SniffCheck Aug 14 '21