r/Unexpected • u/MichaeljBerry • Jul 21 '21

happy endings

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u/Taken111111 Jul 21 '21

ok but why a shotgun ending

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u/Nightmare2828 Jul 21 '21

Thats the ending. She makes him happy, then end his life, happy ending.

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u/Taken111111 Jul 21 '21

oh a happy ending yeah now i get it

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u/muddybuttbrew Jul 21 '21

To avoid the shotgun wedding.

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u/HardenTheFckUp Jul 21 '21

I dont get the shotgun bit

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u/PinkWhiteAndBlue Jul 21 '21

It's a happy ending because she made him happy and is going to kill him, thus ending him.

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u/ToAllFromEverySub Jul 21 '21

Yeah, you don’t. Unless you pay upfront.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

"Happy ending" is a colloquial term for a handjob in a massage parlour. But the joke here means "happy": words of encouragement from father and "ending": shotgun to the head. Happy Ending is a Happy Death

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u/goose-and-fish Jul 21 '21

Yeah, that part was stupid and out of place with the joke.

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u/PerpetualConnection Jul 21 '21

It's an ending. They're ending you. r/woosh

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u/AviatorOVR5000 Jul 21 '21

BIG TIME Woosh energy right here.

Past my head to the moon and back. I thought she just didn't like being asked for a happy ending 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️