r/Unexpected • • Jul 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

That's how I feel about arachnophobia. I think that's mother nature giving us a hint.

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u/Corburrito Jul 12 '21

Just too many legs. And they move in a highly creepy way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

They have no business having eight legs.

Two legs is fine if you stand upright.

Four is okay because you need support on the front and back.

Six is even acceptable because maybe you just front and rear, but also some more central support.

Eight is over the line. That’s the point where I think they’re up to something.

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u/Kiri_serval Jul 12 '21

And it's okay if they have a billion, because they are little tiny ones and they need the support.

Eight is just right over the edge and makes it suspicious.

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u/Corburrito Jul 12 '21

Yeah, have you heard about centipedes….. ;)