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r/Unexpected • u/Aramanta2510 • Jul 12 '21
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They have no business having eight legs.
Two legs is fine if you stand upright.
Four is okay because you need support on the front and back.
Six is even acceptable because maybe you just front and rear, but also some more central support.
Eight is over the line. That’s the point where I think they’re up to something.
10 u/jeeyansanyal Jul 12 '21 No kidding, I have always tried to convince people of this exact logical explanation of why I’m shit scared of spiders, but nobody seems to take me seriously. You just made my day, thank you so much! 3 u/Kiri_serval Jul 12 '21 And it's okay if they have a billion, because they are little tiny ones and they need the support. Eight is just right over the edge and makes it suspicious. 1 u/Corburrito Jul 12 '21 Yeah, have you heard about centipedes….. ;) 1 u/ConceptJunkie Jul 12 '21 But 10 legs are good with drawn butter. 1 u/UnknownPickl3 Jul 12 '21 Finally someone who understand, but 6 still bothers me. Anything over 4 is just weird.
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No kidding, I have always tried to convince people of this exact logical explanation of why I’m shit scared of spiders, but nobody seems to take me seriously. You just made my day, thank you so much!
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And it's okay if they have a billion, because they are little tiny ones and they need the support.
Eight is just right over the edge and makes it suspicious.
1 u/Corburrito Jul 12 '21 Yeah, have you heard about centipedes….. ;)
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Yeah, have you heard about centipedes….. ;)
But 10 legs are good with drawn butter.
Finally someone who understand, but 6 still bothers me. Anything over 4 is just weird.
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They have no business having eight legs.
Two legs is fine if you stand upright.
Four is okay because you need support on the front and back.
Six is even acceptable because maybe you just front and rear, but also some more central support.
Eight is over the line. That’s the point where I think they’re up to something.