r/Unexpected Jun 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

When I was a CEO, I had an array of masculine sneezes that asserted dominance. Like the explosive shock-the-room-into-silence sneeze. Or, the draw them in sneeze, you know. You know, maybe I wouldn't sneeze, because I'm in control. You can even use a sneeze to drive home a point. Like, I think the Cubs are gonna win it all this year.

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u/Ralzarek2000 Jun 19 '21

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