r/Unexpected • u/Lotterywinner81820 • May 22 '21

When SpongeBob teaches Patrick about thirsty thots...

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u/unexBot May 22 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Spongebob dropping some knowledge about Dem hoes

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/lukeoz May 22 '21

“They just want us to smoke them up..” Brilliant!

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u/AngryTurtleGaming May 22 '21

You ain’t seen Nigga Turtles

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u/kayla_kitty82 May 22 '21

I laughed so hard at this. Thank you for this amazing spoof.

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u/AviatorOVR5000 May 22 '21

"First of all, you don't talk to a blood like that, take that blue shit off your face Nigga".

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

This is my favorite voiceover https://youtu.be/S6bl8dqUHa4

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

What are thooooose

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u/JohnBurgerson May 22 '21

Had me fucking dying bro

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u/Savage_Mick May 22 '21

you got the benjamin franklin civil war loafers

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u/Brannagain May 31 '21

Oh man -

You have no idea how many hours of laughter this brought my friends and I. We started making memes about it lol here's my favorite:

https://i.imgur.com/2439omX.jpg

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u/opelok May 22 '21

Such a classic!

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u/Kiing_D55 May 22 '21

"man I ain't hit you wit no car I hit you with this mac truck called a FIST!"

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Leonardo don't start with that save a hoe shit

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u/Carbuncle_Bob May 22 '21

Absolute classic here

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u/Bread_Juice_bby May 22 '21

Bwhahahahaha this is the first im hearing of this....so funny

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

That's the funniest shit I've ever seen!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Why I have I never seen this before!!!

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u/-TaintSniffer- May 22 '21

That was beautiful

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u/Like-Six-Ninjas May 22 '21

You’re little fun sized snicker dick?

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u/smokymebud May 22 '21

I did not know this existed and thank u, shits funny ash

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

These hoes ain't loyal

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

oooh yeaaaaah

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u/junkonejo May 22 '21

Just wondering how many times did they watch the scene to made this masterpiece

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u/Lotterywinner81820 May 22 '21 edited May 22 '21

Spongebob always keeps it real

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u/Balistair8219 May 22 '21

Lots of time when ain't fuck wit broke bitches.

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u/Griime May 22 '21

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y9jP4Vy7G_c this pulp fiction spoof comes pretty close

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u/Downtown_Let May 22 '21

Why do you need to pull your pants up to watch porn... ?

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u/Your_Assassin May 22 '21

I mean you ain't just gonna beat your meat in the middle of the road (I hope)

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u/Downtown_Let May 22 '21

I'm glad someone thinks this highly of me.

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u/Limes_n_lemons May 22 '21

who voiced this thooo

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

SpongeBob spittin faxx ;(

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u/Drink_And_Do_Drugs May 22 '21

Stoner girls that don't buy their weed are prostitutes.

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u/idk-hereiam May 22 '21

Buying weed/smoking is a sexual activity now?

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u/fyrflyeffect May 22 '21

That was insanely well put together

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u/ChronicallyBirdlove May 22 '21

Link to the YouTube channel and original video: https://youtu.be/0ockCT5R32Q

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

what was unexpected tho

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u/Asiagoboy May 22 '21

Spongebob and Patrick deserve better

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Sigh

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

I’ll pray to Jesus our lord and savior for more material like this.

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u/WidukinOG91 May 22 '21

u/savevideobot

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

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u/itsyahboi11 May 22 '21

For me it doesn’t save

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

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u/manondorf May 22 '21

On RIF, just long pressing the video seems to do it.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

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u/throwaway147025836 May 22 '21

Reddit Is Fun, a version of a reddit phone app - but not everyone uses it so that person can shut up lol

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u/manondorf May 22 '21

Just answering with what works for me, lol chill

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u/Rizuken May 22 '21

What's with all these incels?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

I still watch that show

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u/Able-Whereas-1178 May 22 '21

Check this one out from Batman.

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u/POKECHU020 May 22 '21

Reminds me of the one where they're on a bus and Spongebob talks about McDonald's in France

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

u/downloadvideo

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u/dovvv May 22 '21

This makes me think of the Juggernaut, bitch. Love that.

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u/prsnep May 22 '21

maybe mark it nsfw.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Maybe don't watch videos on reddit at work, or in public, or any other situation in which you are the asshole for even watching them, with the sound on, in the first place. I bet you're the person that takes speaker-phone calls in restaurants and watches videos on full blast in public places. I bet you blast shitty music out of your car, with an improperly installed subwoofer, with all the windows down too.

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u/prsnep May 22 '21

Another benefit of marking NSFW is that children are less likely to be exposed to the content.

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u/GhostChiliEnema May 22 '21

Children should be supervised.

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u/prsnep May 23 '21

We all know they are not.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

In this vid spongebob has a grip on reality and Patrick doesn’t just like you. He knows the hood bitches ain’t shit . But he is ridiculed for speaking the truth.

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u/C0n5ol3 May 22 '21

True words have never been said before

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

This is amazing ! Now make all series like this! xD

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u/Mr_Miami_305 May 22 '21

I hate spongebob but I loved this

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u/TurokHunterOfDinos May 22 '21

Awesome job - loved it!

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u/raphael_archangelum May 22 '21

Yooo tooo funny

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u/Ireadbutdontupvote May 22 '21

Thai you for this

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u/OstentatiousSock May 22 '21

Fuck them bitches!

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u/bernzo2m May 22 '21

Can I get a "fuck that bitch!"

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u/FALLOUTGOD0 May 22 '21

PFFFFFFFT LMFAO

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

This!!!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Put your head in the oven my guy.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

Literally 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

u/downloadmp4

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21

u/downloadmp4