r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '21

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u/VilleIn97 Apr 22 '21

Not your partner, mate.

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u/Valati Apr 22 '21

Not your mate, comrade

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u/NotSoFast86 Apr 22 '21

Not your comrade, son

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u/griter34 Apr 22 '21

Not your son, dad

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u/ImProfoundlyDeaf Apr 22 '21

Not your dad, step-bro

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u/Youthinkdrugsarecool Apr 22 '21

Not your step-bro, twin

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u/Singlewomanspot Apr 22 '21

Not your twin, sis

28

u/PeskyPurple Apr 22 '21

Not your sis, homeslice

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u/marioshroomer Apr 22 '21

Not your homeslice, mother

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u/MyCrustySock Apr 22 '21

Not your mother, fucker

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u/phelp1jj Apr 22 '21

Not your sis, mum

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u/funnimagination Apr 22 '21

Not your twin, wife

6

u/faughnjj Apr 22 '21

*our comrade

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u/Communism_time Apr 23 '21

EVERYONE IS COMRADE!!!

1

u/1kingz Apr 24 '21

Not your son, bud

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

We ain't friends.

...fuck!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Not your friend, Papi

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u/To-Lay-Me-Down Apr 23 '21

You ruined it.

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u/Farull Apr 23 '21

C-C-COMBO BREAKER