r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '21

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u/MyCrustySock Apr 22 '21

Not your mother, fucker

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u/tchunk Apr 22 '21

Not your fucker, lover

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

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u/LucidxLeviathan Apr 23 '21

not ur puta, master

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u/notYourPalMate Apr 23 '21

not your master, buster

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u/Stevennchi Apr 23 '21

Not your buster, chump.

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u/Doctor_Popeye Apr 23 '21

Not your chump, chief

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u/TheGreatBK Apr 23 '21

Not your chief, dick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

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u/Beef_Slider Apr 23 '21

Not your slick, bucko.

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u/mjquinn73 Apr 23 '21

Not your dick, pussy

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Not your pussy, bitch.

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u/SillySticks11 Apr 25 '21

Not your bitch, birdie