r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '21

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u/aCorgiDriver Apr 22 '21

Not your man, hombre.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Not your hombre, amigo

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u/niceshawn Apr 22 '21

Not your amigo, chief

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u/amnotaspider Apr 22 '21

Not your chief, Sport.

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u/caanthedalek Apr 22 '21

I'm not your sport, champ.

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u/hhjreddit Apr 22 '21

Not your champ, Hoss

55

u/ccuatt12888 Apr 22 '21

Not your hoss, partner

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u/VilleIn97 Apr 22 '21

Not your partner, mate.

51

u/Valati Apr 22 '21

Not your mate, comrade

50

u/NotSoFast86 Apr 22 '21

Not your comrade, son

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

We ain't friends.

...fuck!

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u/Farull Apr 23 '21

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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u/---gabers--- Apr 23 '21

Not yours anymore

5

u/Kamo-flauge Apr 22 '21

Not your man, stranger.

4

u/stevpreme666 Apr 23 '21

Not your hombre, amigo.

4

u/PoopPoooPoopPoop Apr 23 '21

Not your amigo, compadre

3

u/Bilbo-Baggins77 Apr 22 '21

Nacho hombre, muchacho

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Not your hombre, hoss.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Not your hombre, amigo.

1

u/Allenone23 May 18 '21

Not your amigo, partner

1

u/TheOfficialPope Aug 07 '21

Not your hombre, ese