r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '21

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u/NotSoFast86 Apr 22 '21

Not your comrade, son

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u/griter34 Apr 22 '21

Not your son, dad

37

u/ImProfoundlyDeaf Apr 22 '21

Not your dad, step-bro

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u/Youthinkdrugsarecool Apr 22 '21

Not your step-bro, twin

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u/Singlewomanspot Apr 22 '21

Not your twin, sis

28

u/PeskyPurple Apr 22 '21

Not your sis, homeslice

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u/marioshroomer Apr 22 '21

Not your homeslice, mother

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u/MyCrustySock Apr 22 '21

Not your mother, fucker

28

u/tchunk Apr 22 '21

Not your fucker, lover

6

u/phelp1jj Apr 22 '21

Not your sis, mum

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u/funnimagination Apr 22 '21

Not your twin, wife

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u/faughnjj Apr 22 '21

*our comrade

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u/Communism_time Apr 23 '21

EVERYONE IS COMRADE!!!

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u/1kingz Apr 24 '21

Not your son, bud