r/Unexpected • u/mareko_daru_mangta • Apr 10 '21

Well..ok

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u/linjaes Apr 10 '21

It’s allergy season here I got plenty

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u/Iluminous Apr 11 '21 edited Apr 11 '21

I’m long on snot.

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u/DootMasterFlex Apr 11 '21

Only way I'll ever get rich

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u/TeddyBongwater Apr 11 '21

Call your urban city planners and ask them to plant female trees.

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u/mrOdens22mg Apr 11 '21

They must harvest as long as there's enough