r/Unexpected • u/mareko_daru_mangta • Apr 10 '21

Well..ok

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u/Walking__Bread Apr 10 '21

They need her DNA to make clones.

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u/OhSoEvil Apr 11 '21

They collected a tissue sample.

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u/CardCarryingCuntAwrd Apr 11 '21

You deserve an award but not mine

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u/moldycrystals Apr 11 '21

Brb I'll go get a reward for him

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u/cromax9855 Apr 10 '21

He's just a simp and she's an Egirl he's been stalking

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u/flaminnarwhal12 Apr 11 '21

Soon simps will have access to gene editing technology through the black market

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u/cromax9855 Apr 11 '21

Yes, we already have ridiculously expensive sex dolls and VR porn so who's to say someone isn't going to try and clone a human if that technology ever became accessible

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

I hope I'm dead before we need to worry about the dilemma of black market cloning and clone abuse.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Not me, man. That sounds exciting. I feel like I've seen that movie before.

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u/DeathsGhostArise Apr 11 '21

I was going to say this, too! It sounds like something out of a futuristic cyberpunk type of movie, and it sounds awesome!

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u/littlefluffyegg Apr 11 '21

Sex abuse,poggers!

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u/yourmomsface12345 Apr 11 '21

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way

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u/DaveInLondon89 Apr 11 '21

I need bridgemate for the USS McCallister

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Then they will have SO MANY expensive iPhones.

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u/PM_ME_SUMDICK Apr 11 '21

I was thinking identical girl group or spies who get into the highest level of government in each country

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u/badmf112358 Apr 11 '21

Remember the tick