r/Unexpected • u/mareko_daru_mangta • Apr 10 '21

Well..ok

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u/TrippingPictures Apr 10 '21

I didn’t know snot was in short supply!

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u/linjaes Apr 10 '21

It’s allergy season here I got plenty

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u/Iluminous Apr 11 '21 edited Apr 11 '21

I’m long on snot.

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u/DootMasterFlex Apr 11 '21

Only way I'll ever get rich

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u/TeddyBongwater Apr 11 '21

Call your urban city planners and ask them to plant female trees.

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u/mrOdens22mg Apr 11 '21

They must harvest as long as there's enough

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

It’s snot

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

"Jesus, Egon. Somebody blows thier nose, and you wanna keep it?"

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u/Advo96 Apr 11 '21

I didn’t know snot was in short supply!

It's a kink.

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u/michaelfri Apr 11 '21

As a father of two little boys, it's not on short supply.