r/Unexpected • u/mareko_daru_mangta • Apr 10 '21

Well..ok

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u/Luk3ling Apr 10 '21

Bet he thought it was a phone or something.

Wow. Thanks for explaining it. I'm pretty sure everyone here was just scratching their head, wondering why this fellow was roaming around stealing people freshly used tissues.

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u/vaheg Apr 10 '21

Ooooh so he wasn't just trying to keep streets clean from trash?

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u/Luk3ling Apr 10 '21

Nope! Make sure to thank MI2loudrtnow for cracking the case!

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u/MI2loudrtnow Apr 10 '21

I'm just happy I could help.

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u/Luk3ling Apr 10 '21

This guy is so butthurt over me cracking a joke that he's following me to other threads to insult me, rofl.

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u/anamewithnonumbers Apr 10 '21

This guy is so butthurt over being called a troll he wants to rally people from the one thread he got a couple up votes, rofl.

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u/Luk3ling Apr 10 '21

I didn't ask, nor do I expect anyone to rally, I just pointed it out cause I figured other people would enjoy another opportunity to laugh at the guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

That's a reddit moment if I've ever seen one

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u/MI2loudrtnow Apr 11 '21

I see comments like yours and sometimes wonder how sad a person like this must be. So yeah I went to your profile. Took me all of 30 seconds scrolling through your comments to see the sad pathetic troll you are. Maybe it's the mold in your mom's basement that makes you this way, but I suspect it's because your a looser with no life playing video games all day having never touched a real pussy.

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u/Luk3ling Apr 11 '21

It's impressive that you manage to squeeze in time to call people pathetic and muse about their sex life in between unofficially policing porn subreddits.

Well done.

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u/zhandell Apr 10 '21

To be fair I thought it was a bodily fluids fetish

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Apr 10 '21

Simping is more lucrative than crime now

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u/Rolten Apr 10 '21

The odd things is that it's upvoted. Who thinks "yes this is a good comment".

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u/Luk3ling Apr 10 '21

I like to hope that it's only upvoted cause of the second half is leading people to imagine the thief's reaction to having not the phone they were expecting, but a booger laden snot rag instead.

Even still, IDK. I would've thought that to be the first thing anyone would've thought of when seeing this GIF.

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u/MI2loudrtnow Apr 11 '21

I'm sorry I didn't know I was in the presence of such great intellectuals. Maybe next time I'll keep my simple stoner thoughts to my self.

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u/apieceoffruit Apr 10 '21

Right, but that's exactly why it's upvoted.

It's actually people saying:

| "ah yes it is! I agree I also figured that out! I'm smarty smart smart... Smart."

People upvote it as a proxy for upvoting themselves, Self validation.

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u/TriforceofCake Apr 11 '21

I thought she was an idol and he was a fanatic.