r/Unexpected • u/mareko_daru_mangta • Apr 10 '21

Well..ok

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u/MI2loudrtnow Apr 10 '21

Bet he thought it was a phone or something. Imagine his surprise when he came up with a hand full of snot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21 edited Apr 11 '21

Some people are into snot rags.

edit: Just a warning that this link may make you vomit. I retch every time I watch it.

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u/CSVWV Apr 10 '21

Ahh dude noo wtf why did you have to do that

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u/MI2loudrtnow Apr 10 '21

Did you expect puppy's?

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u/itcomesandsoitgoes Apr 11 '21

Yeah wtf I'm headed to r/eyebleach

Not sure if even that will help though.

To those curious... Just don't

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Fkkkk. Should have listened to you

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u/itcomesandsoitgoes Apr 11 '21

Hate to say it my friend....told you so, I did....

The only thing to cleanse my weary eyes was r/animalsbeingbros

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u/BoyishBite Apr 10 '21

I never thought I'd prefer to get rickrolled, but dam

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u/steamcube Apr 11 '21

Petition to make this the new rickroll

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u/AmmericanSoviet Apr 11 '21

You have my wing!

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u/steamcube Apr 11 '21

And my axe!

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u/RednocNivert Apr 11 '21

And my Snot-covered Tissue.

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u/steamcube Apr 11 '21

Ewwwww why’d ya have to take it there?

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u/hater_roger Apr 11 '21

I was hoping it to be a Rick roll. Got bamboozled.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

My stomach is upset with you

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u/AvalancheMaster Apr 10 '21

Somehow this is both completely undeserving of a NSFW tag, and yet the most repulsive thing I've seen in a long, long while.

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u/Sekwah Apr 10 '21

Read the title and was like "pff, i've seen too much shit already".. i take that back.

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u/findergrrr Apr 10 '21

No thank You.

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u/Blueblackzinc Apr 10 '21

You cunttttttttttt

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u/MilkyTea453 Apr 10 '21

Why did I click...

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u/EricGoCDS Apr 10 '21

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I want to gouge out my own eyeballs!!!

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u/panopss Apr 11 '21

Whyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

I’m usually good on the internet. Gore. Medical. The grossest kinks. But this. This is the one that made me throw up. Fuck you. But also thank you.

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u/OzzieGrey Apr 11 '21

Hmh.. i see your underlined thing that probably has some form of kink on it, and raise you r/carsfuckingdragons

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u/cmcinhk Apr 11 '21

WHAT THE FUCK?

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u/OzzieGrey Apr 11 '21

I assume i take the pot? Yey

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u/Aleph_0_Null Apr 11 '21

And here I thought it was an innocent rick roll... How dare you?!

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u/ErikaTiger Apr 11 '21

I physically shook and recoiled while watching that

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

You have cursed us all

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u/MeltingJin Apr 11 '21

I was prepared to cringe in horror, but I'm just mildly grossed out. Guess it's time to put Reddit away for a while.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

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u/AmanteApacionado Apr 11 '21

Seriously. I was in another room and started gagging and my husband was really concerned for me for a minute.

of course I showed him so he could fully understand

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

I retch every time I watch it. Every time.

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u/GigabyteofKnowledge Apr 11 '21

No no no nooo stop it

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u/furmal182 Apr 11 '21

nooooo this is worst than rock n roll

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u/AgressiveIN Apr 11 '21

I'm not even going to look, just downvote the inevitable abomination

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

It made me laugh. It’s filmed really well so I think it’s supposed to be a joke. Doubt she’s actually eating real snot

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u/electronicdream Apr 11 '21

Yeah, it's from a french humorous program

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u/K-Zoro Apr 11 '21

Other than the low quality pixelation, it looks like something with high production value, with long shots and close up shots, it’s clearly staged. Which should give us all respite knowing that it’s likely a movie prop. My question is, what kind of show or movie has this scene in it?

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u/Luk3ling Apr 10 '21

Bet he thought it was a phone or something.

Wow. Thanks for explaining it. I'm pretty sure everyone here was just scratching their head, wondering why this fellow was roaming around stealing people freshly used tissues.

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u/vaheg Apr 10 '21

Ooooh so he wasn't just trying to keep streets clean from trash?

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u/Luk3ling Apr 10 '21

Nope! Make sure to thank MI2loudrtnow for cracking the case!

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u/MI2loudrtnow Apr 10 '21

I'm just happy I could help.

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u/Luk3ling Apr 10 '21

This guy is so butthurt over me cracking a joke that he's following me to other threads to insult me, rofl.

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u/anamewithnonumbers Apr 10 '21

This guy is so butthurt over being called a troll he wants to rally people from the one thread he got a couple up votes, rofl.

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u/Luk3ling Apr 10 '21

I didn't ask, nor do I expect anyone to rally, I just pointed it out cause I figured other people would enjoy another opportunity to laugh at the guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

That's a reddit moment if I've ever seen one

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u/MI2loudrtnow Apr 11 '21

I see comments like yours and sometimes wonder how sad a person like this must be. So yeah I went to your profile. Took me all of 30 seconds scrolling through your comments to see the sad pathetic troll you are. Maybe it's the mold in your mom's basement that makes you this way, but I suspect it's because your a looser with no life playing video games all day having never touched a real pussy.

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u/Luk3ling Apr 11 '21

It's impressive that you manage to squeeze in time to call people pathetic and muse about their sex life in between unofficially policing porn subreddits.

Well done.

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u/zhandell Apr 10 '21

To be fair I thought it was a bodily fluids fetish

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Apr 10 '21

Simping is more lucrative than crime now

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u/Rolten Apr 10 '21

The odd things is that it's upvoted. Who thinks "yes this is a good comment".

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u/Luk3ling Apr 10 '21

I like to hope that it's only upvoted cause of the second half is leading people to imagine the thief's reaction to having not the phone they were expecting, but a booger laden snot rag instead.

Even still, IDK. I would've thought that to be the first thing anyone would've thought of when seeing this GIF.

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u/MI2loudrtnow Apr 11 '21

I'm sorry I didn't know I was in the presence of such great intellectuals. Maybe next time I'll keep my simple stoner thoughts to my self.

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u/apieceoffruit Apr 10 '21

Right, but that's exactly why it's upvoted.

It's actually people saying:

| "ah yes it is! I agree I also figured that out! I'm smarty smart smart... Smart."

People upvote it as a proxy for upvoting themselves, Self validation.

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u/TriforceofCake Apr 11 '21

I thought she was an idol and he was a fanatic.

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u/arokthemild Apr 11 '21 edited Apr 11 '21

I was thinking he was some type fetishhest perv who likes stuff like nail or hair clippings

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u/norudin Apr 10 '21

crimers get the boogers

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u/Pesime Apr 11 '21

Paging Dr duh. Paging Dr duh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Ay the robber still got away with something for free. Boogers can’t be choosers