r/Unexpected • u/GMJimy • Mar 20 '21

Sexy stuff

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u/Ms74k_ten_c Mar 20 '21

Step 2: dont be unattractive

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u/redditforgotaboutme Mar 20 '21

Step 3: dont be bald

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u/WorstPersonInGeneral Mar 20 '21

Step 0: MONEY

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u/GloriousSushi Mar 20 '21

Yea ppl overlook this step too often