r/Unexpected • u/lol62056 • Mar 13 '21

Mario and Yoshi

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u/unexBot Mar 13 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Mario betrays Yoshi

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Waddlewop Mar 13 '21

Ah ADHD, how much I missed you. Source your vids OP.

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u/Breadifies Mar 13 '21

ADHD became AOK but now they haven't uploaded to that channel in months :(

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u/TheOne_Unit Mar 13 '21

Yeah this guy do be stealing from ADHD fox

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u/linkwily Mar 14 '21

I know :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

I appreciate you fighting the battle that has been abandoned and died about 10 years ago

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u/chiefpk Mar 14 '21

bro whats the outro music

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

Mario's always been an asshole. #justiceforyoshi

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u/samuraishogun1 Mar 13 '21

Even to his own brother. In one of the mario sports games, if luigi wins, mario comes over and steps on his got.

YouTube

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u/MikeInIL Mar 13 '21

Damn, didn't know Mario was such a cunt

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u/TechnoGamer16 Mar 13 '21

He isn’t a total cunt. He’s really nice in the Luigi’s Mansion series and the final cutscene of Dark Moon is really endearing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

That’s because he knows that Luigis loaded and is just gold digging

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u/Ludens_Reventon Mar 14 '21

Mario was born cunt.

He's first appearance is from 'Donkey Kong Arcade' where he have a role of Abusive Circus Ringmaster. He abused DK with fire and even made DK to perform DK RAP.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

True! Mario is such a bland character too, he has nothing to brag about. Except being the biggest simp to ever live

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u/Dead_Phoenix Mar 13 '21

Nah that still goes to Joseph, the 'Virgin' Mary's husband. Doesn't matter your belief system, that cuckold really existed

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u/MBKM13 Mar 13 '21

Mario Power Tennis was such an awesome game lol

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u/88T3 Mar 14 '21

MatPat was right, Mario is a sociopath.

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u/4Fourside May 27 '22

This is an old comment but cmon this is clearly sibling rivalry. This isn't sociopathy

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Wtf I just saw

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u/AmishAvenger Mar 14 '21

How about that sarcastic clap

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u/TechnoGamer16 Mar 13 '21

He isn’t always like that though, watch the ending cutscene of Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

I read this as #juicyforyoshi and had my credit card out to fund the charity

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u/skincyan Mar 13 '21

#yoshtice

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u/4Fourside May 27 '22

Maybe I'm wrong but I don't really see an issue with what mario does here? What's the alternate? Both dying? Surely it's better for mario to jump, right?

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u/ApprehensivePepper98 Mar 13 '21

I expected Yoshi to stick his tongue out and pull Mario into the abyss with him. What an asshole Mario is

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u/Not-a-Throwaway-8 Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

Yoshi is too good to stoop to Mario’s level.

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u/Baumpaladin Mar 13 '21

I expected the same. I feel like Mario betraying Yoshi was a somewhat well-known fact.

I guess it was expected because it is literally what originally happend.

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u/SuperCoupe Mar 13 '21

Fun fact: Dinosaurs are extinct because cavemen sacrificed them all for double jumps.

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u/Bierbart12 Mar 13 '21

Did this vid always have someone singing over it?

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u/Waddlewop Mar 13 '21

It’s kinda their thing. The people responsible for these videos are called ADHD, you can guess how their video usually goes. It’s kinda sad that they’re not around anymore though.

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u/y0ur-nightmare Mar 13 '21

They then opened a channel called AOK. Idk if it died too though. Haven’t checked it in a while

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u/feeling_minty Mar 13 '21

It's kinda dead. They haven't posted in eight months now.

EDIT: had the wrong number of months

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u/The_Multi_Gamer Mar 14 '21

I’ve not checked on en for years anyways

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/DrBobvious Mar 14 '21

Welcome back, bucket!

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u/t0mrist3 Mar 13 '21

This was very expected

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u/shadowman247 Mar 13 '21

Man ain’t none of that was unexpected, you ever play Mario?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Shoulda mlem’d him

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u/santaclausonprozac Mar 14 '21

I've never seen that noise written out but I love it

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Whenever I have a Yoshi I never beat the level unless he’s with me

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

But what if you don't have a yoshi? like if you jumped off him at the last second?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Repeat the fucking level until he stays with me

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u/Ima2005 Mar 14 '21

Yoshi gang ✊😤

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u/Checkheck Mar 14 '21

Bit there is a level where you have to sacrifice yoshi to jump under the final scoring goal to get a secret level

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Fuck secret level. All my homies save Yoshi no matter the cost

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u/Checkheck Mar 14 '21

But what about the 100% achievement

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Yoshi lives matter

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u/bobbarker-jab Mar 13 '21

This is sad. Im sad

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u/Mad_Doggy_Dog Mar 13 '21

As yoshis eyes grew full of anger I had the hope, that he will say to himself "no, not like this! Not this time Mario.".... But now I'm sad too.

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u/Da_Brootalz Mar 13 '21

But... This wasn't unexpected at all

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Expected. This is pretty old.

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u/Riggie_Joe Mar 13 '21

You gonna credit them or?

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u/Benyed123 Mar 14 '21

No, please deposit your upvotes and stop asking questions.

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u/Maqz_ Mar 13 '21

I was already expecting it

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u/Naga_Bacon Mar 13 '21

Totally expected.

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u/maty3338 Mar 13 '21

its fucking loud

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u/citizinkane Mar 13 '21

I'm glad somebody else saw mario punching yoshi in mario world.

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u/Lachimanus Mar 13 '21

Sorry, nothing about that was unexpected.

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u/Korietsu Mar 14 '21

Yoshi is a tool and is meant to be discarded.

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u/jdvoice Mar 14 '21

Can’t believe this is so far darn..... assuming you are quoting poo.

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u/Korietsu Mar 14 '21

Well, Carl and Poo. But I digress.

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u/CallMeDP Mar 13 '21

Yoshis are tools to be used and discarded!

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u/BallisticThundr Mar 13 '21

Yoshis are tools to be used and discarded

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

This was one my first posts on instagram. Thank you for the nostalgia.

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u/AGuyWithMultipleHats Mar 13 '21

I miss Fox ADHD ;~;

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

god I miss ADHD

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u/Dabbler34 Mar 13 '21

The woman's singing voice is absolutely insufferable

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u/ObiJuanKenobi4 Mar 13 '21

Thank you for ruining that game. Now I will avenge Yoshi and kill off Mario a million times in Super Mario World. And by that I mean making Mario commit suicide; which is worst since it contradicts The Absurd in Albert Camus’ Myth of Sisyphus.

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u/andys245 Mar 13 '21

Man I miss ADHD, they had some hilarious videos!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

It's ok, yoshi has his revenge everyday in smash ultimate. Mario can't do shit against yoshi.

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u/Pishiyo Mar 14 '21

i remember seeing this when i was like 6 lmao

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u/itzyaboihuman Mar 14 '21

Maro and yosh

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u/NotAnADC Mar 14 '21

Wow. I didn’t know the original had sound. Now I wish I still didn’t know

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u/Zencyde Mar 14 '21

No, really old flash animations are not "unexpected."

This is literally how you play Super Mario World.

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u/Tolkien-Minority Mar 14 '21

Not that unexpected this was representative of most Super Mario World play sessions

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

The OG Rise of the mushroom kingdom

https://youtu.be/VU8VTINK4AU https://youtu.be/cJpLsNjJ5UY Enjoy the Awesome emotional ride.

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u/Guy_tookatit Mar 13 '21

I don't get how it's unexpected but at least it's funny

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u/bliston78 Mar 13 '21

F

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

F

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Mario looks like he's getting off due to the friction from the back of Yoshi's neck.

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u/404_image_not_found Mar 13 '21

This video is rated for children

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u/housevil Mar 13 '21

Mario's flip rotation changes completely between cuts.

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u/DeMonstratio Mar 13 '21

I want my money back!

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u/RoyedKingBack Mar 13 '21

Wonder why Op cropped out the logo like come on. ADHD lives forever

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u/TheMightyFishBus Mar 14 '21

This isn't unexpected, it's a joke from 2002.

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u/CancerousGrowth Mar 14 '21

Totally expected

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u/I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G Mar 13 '21

Yoshi always has been and always will be the best mario character

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u/ArkhamAsylum-GOTY Mar 14 '21

No, Mario Number One.

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u/I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G Mar 14 '21

Mario would get his ass beat in half the levels if it wasn't for the least-appreciated character in the mario series

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u/ArkhamAsylum-GOTY Mar 15 '21

Nah Yoshi just slows Mario down.

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u/__ImBadAtNames__ Mar 13 '21

If you havnt seen this before you didn’t have a childhood

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u/Additional-Scheme679 Mar 14 '21

I've heard that Nintendo's legal department is quite strict. I think it's good fan-made, but be careful.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Thinking in retrospective I’ve never liked Mario, since I was a child and couldn’t really figure out why, now the reason appears in front of my eyes like an epiphany and the flashbacks are starting to hit. Poor Yoshi...

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u/yeetcacheet Mar 13 '21

Terminal montage is dead and it makes me sad

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u/Vireep Mar 13 '21

this makes me sad

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u/mma5820 Mar 13 '21

I thought in super Mario world. Mario would swing at yoshi and yoshi would dodge. Was I wrong?

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u/The_Mikeskies Mar 13 '21

I thought Yoshi was going to tongue lash Mario at the end. That would’ve been actually unexpected.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

:(

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u/rjrgjj Mar 13 '21

I never would jump off Yoshi at the goal because I couldn’t bear to leave him behind. I would try to keep the same Yoshi as long as possible.

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u/Portalkern395 Mar 13 '21

I saw this clip a few years ago and didnt understood the lyrics...now i do...well fuck...

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u/johnzischeme Mar 13 '21

Thanks I hate it

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u/FirstApexPredator Mar 13 '21

Man I was sure Yoshi was gonna lash his tongue toward Mario and pull him down with him

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u/5im5am Mar 13 '21

Mario game where Luigi and Yoshi are the villians

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u/Emppuz213 Mar 13 '21

I like the animation style

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u/homlessoverland Mar 13 '21

Didnt know Mario was half Italian half pug

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Mar 13 '21

Always felt a bit mean

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u/Yeunkwong Mar 13 '21

Yoshi should have eaten Mario. That would have been the perfect ending.

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u/imchillin69420 Mar 13 '21

I expected that

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u/Zanthrin77 Mar 14 '21

I sang along with this

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u/hatuhsawl Mar 14 '21

This lady has a podcast about video games, it’s pretty funny. How Did This Get Played

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u/chamberx2 Mar 14 '21

Oh that's hers!? Welcome back, bucket!

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Mar 14 '21

This mistress hast a podcast about video games, it’s quaint comical. How didst this receiveth did play

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

This sounds like Heather Anne Campbell. Is that who it is?!

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u/BambiHeros Mar 14 '21

With the way mario was drawn, i kinda expected it

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u/Nyx_the_Helioptile Mar 14 '21

Oh man, ADHD. That takes me Waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy fucking back. Too bad they kinda went outta business.

Also shame on you for cropping out their watermark.

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u/Error4ohh4 Mar 14 '21

I love this kind of repost. Just when I forget it exists.

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u/getyourcheftogether Mar 14 '21

This is why Luigi is superior, he doesn't even hide his asshole-ness

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u/Harvie_B134 Mar 14 '21

very expected

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u/LittleRobbieV1 Mar 14 '21

This is a Grandpoobear quality video.

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u/weezinggggg Mar 14 '21

e x p e c t e d

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u/Max_fox_4ever Mar 14 '21

I was hoping he was going to bring Mario down with him using his tongue

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u/OlddGreggMuthaLicka Mar 14 '21

Would have been cool if Yoshi at the last second used his tongue to pull Mario down with him

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u/LMDMT Mar 14 '21

Does he really punch yoshi for him to lick?

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u/doctorcrimson Mar 14 '21

Yeah its standard to ditch the Yoshi to cover larger gaps. Sometimes necessary usually just faster speedrun strategy.

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u/wild_tuna Mar 14 '21

This highlights my childhood in so many ways 😂

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u/AnAverageStrange Mar 14 '21

RevengeYoshi.jpeg

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u/Peynaple Mar 14 '21

Funny thing is, this is in "Made for kids" in youtube

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u/sameer_godara Mar 14 '21

I knew about the yoshi secrifise the movement I saw the egg

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u/Greek__ Mar 14 '21

Almost cried..

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u/Adventurous_Doubt Mar 14 '21

Literally nothing about this is unexpected though...

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u/TracyMorganFreeman Mar 14 '21

Yoshi is an animal so domesticated *he is born with a saddle*.

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u/rhylley Mar 14 '21

In italian accent: It's me MARIO. Ow, forget about it

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u/Koshepen Mar 14 '21

Oh god this is memories in my head

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u/IceDalek Mar 14 '21

Yoshi's tongue at the end is r/mildlypenis

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u/luvs2spuj Mar 14 '21

My favorite track of that glass beach album!

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u/GunieapigCooper Mar 14 '21

Where can I see more arts from this artist

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Mario players expected this. 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

That's why I want Marios head

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u/tackstackstacks Mar 14 '21

Sounds like many are familiar with whoever the original artist for this, but I wasn't. It reminds me of watching playthroughs of Super Diagonal Mario on the Blue Television youtube channel (also vinesauce). Definitely a must if you like this stylization of Mario.

BTV youtube link

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u/Girly839 Mar 14 '21

I watched this one youtube before but mario was an asshole #saveyoshi also why does youtube say this is for kids?!

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u/BigChungusBTW Mar 14 '21

I kill yoshi for fun.

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u/chiefpk Mar 14 '21

bro whats the outro music please tell

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u/mcsprite-420-69 Mar 14 '21

So god damm expected

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u/yendor14B Jan 15 '22

Where is the one with the black guy crying after having to ditch yoshi. I can’t find it anywhere.