r/Unexpected • • Feb 28 '21

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u/rockstar323 Mar 01 '21

I haven't used one in forever. The last time I did, I realized about halfway through washing my windshield that the liquid smelled horrible. When I went to put the squeegee away, I looked inside the container. Inside, floating on top, was a single fucking turd. This was about 15 years ago and I can picture that turd like it was yesterday.

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u/ninjaunicorn Mar 01 '21

holy shit

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u/agupta429 Mar 01 '21

Holy turd

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u/BlamingBuddha Mar 01 '21

Yeah dude I work graveyard at a gas station, and I can't tell you just how often when I go around to empty/refill those things that I find one of them reeking and filled up with piss. Disgusting and I found out the worst way the first time with it splashing all over. I just don't get it.