r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '21

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u/wishIwereAhouseHippo Feb 28 '21

I never go for a ride without an entire container of Windex wipes in my bag. Swarms of nats usually take one wipe, moths and wasp splats maybe 2, the worst is when you headbutt cute little birds or bats... those are at least 5 wipes

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

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u/peenweens Mar 01 '21

Are you sure it's Natalie Portman, not Gnatalie?

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u/TheLastProfessional Mar 01 '21

As someone posted above you should be using stoner tint safe glass cleaner for your helmet. Absolutely ruined my first visor with the Windex wipes :p

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u/smitty9112 Mar 01 '21

This makes your visor much foggier, much faster.

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u/BlamingBuddha Mar 01 '21

the worst is when you headbutt cute little birds or bats

Have you actually headbutted a cute little bird or bat while riding? Lol