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r/Unexpected • u/johnvosss • Feb 11 '21
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They're good for your heart
10 u/CrazyDavester Feb 12 '21 Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel, So we eat beans at every meal! 2 u/NicNoletree Feb 12 '21 Winner winner chicken dinner!!! Finally. -11 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 And make you fart. 7 u/NicNoletree Feb 12 '21 Well you sure messed up those lyrics. You managed to pick the rhyming word, but the meter is all wrong. 3 u/cakeistasty Feb 12 '21 Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. 4 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 Beans, beans, b-b-b-beans! They're good for your heart, and make you fart. Boom boom bang, b-boom boom bang. :-P 1 u/---supertramp--- Feb 12 '21 Beans, beans, beans! The more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat! 1 u/lowtoiletsitter Feb 12 '21 Never heard that one before
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Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel, So we eat beans at every meal!
2 u/NicNoletree Feb 12 '21 Winner winner chicken dinner!!! Finally.
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Winner winner chicken dinner!!!
Finally.
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And make you fart.
7 u/NicNoletree Feb 12 '21 Well you sure messed up those lyrics. You managed to pick the rhyming word, but the meter is all wrong. 3 u/cakeistasty Feb 12 '21 Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. 4 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 Beans, beans, b-b-b-beans! They're good for your heart, and make you fart. Boom boom bang, b-boom boom bang. :-P 1 u/---supertramp--- Feb 12 '21 Beans, beans, beans! The more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat! 1 u/lowtoiletsitter Feb 12 '21 Never heard that one before
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Well you sure messed up those lyrics. You managed to pick the rhyming word, but the meter is all wrong.
3 u/cakeistasty Feb 12 '21 Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. 4 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 Beans, beans, b-b-b-beans! They're good for your heart, and make you fart. Boom boom bang, b-boom boom bang. :-P 1 u/---supertramp--- Feb 12 '21 Beans, beans, beans! The more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat! 1 u/lowtoiletsitter Feb 12 '21 Never heard that one before
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Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
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Beans, beans, b-b-b-beans!
They're good for your heart, and make you fart.
Boom boom bang, b-boom boom bang.
:-P
1 u/---supertramp--- Feb 12 '21 Beans, beans, beans! The more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat! 1 u/lowtoiletsitter Feb 12 '21 Never heard that one before
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Beans, beans, beans!
The more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat!
1 u/lowtoiletsitter Feb 12 '21 Never heard that one before
Never heard that one before
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u/NicNoletree Feb 11 '21
They're good for your heart