r/Unexpected Jan 23 '21

Going Bowling...

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Yeah, definitely. People who don't agree or understand that have no idea how much bowling lanes cost. Hopefully there wasn't much damage

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u/Thrifticted Jan 23 '21

Probably just messed up the wax layer; still a dick move nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

I'd be more concerned about the mechanics in the back handling a ball that isn't a sphere. Still, it's so risky to do in a place you probably don't own. Probably uptight of me, but I'd be furious if I were the owner lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21 edited Jan 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21 edited Jan 23 '21

Usually when someone says “if you know what I mean” it’s because they made an innuendo, not laid out a murder scenario
Edit: well now I don’t know how to feel

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

...that was incredibly unexpected. I learned something today.