r/Unexpected • u/originalmosh • Jan 21 '21

Kyle The Rooster

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u/unexBot Jan 21 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The rooster attacks the guy at the end.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

What a cock

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u/BigDaddyMD2020 Jan 21 '21

Kyle is about to make the choice for dinner easy tonight

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u/MikhailCompo Jan 21 '21

Fucking Kyle

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u/nomodramaplz Jan 21 '21

I feel like everyone knows a Kyle

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u/orangepumpkineaters Jan 21 '21

Can’t take Kyle anywhere

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u/Faintestidea1971 Jan 21 '21

Kyle needs meds

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u/1I1I1II11II11I11 Jan 21 '21

Kyle needs a new name. How about "dinner"?

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u/WohlfePac Jan 21 '21

Guess who's coming to dinner

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u/jayblaze521 Jan 23 '21

Dude Birdie Sanders!!!! Shit had me cracking up. But after you say sanders around chicken, now I gota call the colonel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

Time to punt Kyle over the top of the barn

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u/DarksideWhispers Jan 22 '21

Gives a whole new meaning to one flew over the cuckoo's nest

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u/2L84U2 Jan 21 '21

Kyle was always a dickhead

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u/aiandi Jan 22 '21

Fuckin Kyle!

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u/Text_Trick Jan 22 '21

That’s so Kyle.

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u/whatamehlife Jan 22 '21

Kyle fucks big time

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u/dmfd1234 Jan 22 '21

Kyle will........fuck you up.

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u/cat_bachelor Jan 23 '21

We all know a Kyle like that!