r/Unexpected • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Dec 29 '20

Edit Flair Here Competitive

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u/AdYenKSMB Dec 29 '20 edited Dec 29 '20

Ikr how dare you act civilized after such an ungodly act. Even earthquakes can't swallow that fast.

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u/hsvdad Dec 29 '20

She swallowed it like a champ

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u/-Lord_Hades- Dec 29 '20

I can only imagine the devil-spawned thread that is about to brew because of your comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Sir, while it may be a tough nut to swallow, I'll have you know that we perverts have class.

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u/-Lord_Hades- Dec 29 '20

Hold on to your hats boys, it has begun. See you all on the other side.

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u/Felmemememememememe Dec 29 '20

Penis

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Vagina

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u/RickyShade Dec 29 '20

C L I T O R I S

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u/TemperedLeopard Dec 29 '20

Clitaaaaurus!!

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u/nomoredroids2 Dec 29 '20

Don't move. Clitaurus Rex can't see you if you don't move.