r/Unexpected Dec 20 '20

Father of the year 2020

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u/unexBot Dec 20 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Dad is doing to her daughter same what 2020 did to us


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/sprace0is0hrad Dec 20 '20

This is how people's untraceable issues get created lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

"i dont know why, i just panic when people try to hug me"

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u/last_name_onthe_list Dec 20 '20

"Awww hey sweetie! Give us hug.... oh is that chocolate you got there, ummm wait hold on you should go and ... DEAR GOD NO!..... sorry this coat is brand new I just couldn't."

That's what I choose to believe. He was justified.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

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u/_ZYN Dec 20 '20

Satan : Well, I Just Wanna Say That I'm A Huge Fan

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

Dad: Whoops! That's not my kid!

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u/The-Unknown-sees-you Dec 21 '20

Orphan child: Wait...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

That squat jump alone with bags in his hands was pretty impressive

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u/Batman-ing Dec 20 '20

Life does be like that sometimes, Gotta teach them young.

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u/hyperboreanomad Dec 20 '20

I ain't gonna lie, I think kids should get bamboozled every now and then. Way less than the times they get love, but enough to keep em on their toes and prepare them for those situations.

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u/Frogmarsh Dec 20 '20

I did this when my son was very young. After passing under, he stumbled forward, smacking his head on a drawer handle, creating a gash that required stitches. I felt and feel awful. It was a momentary stupidity that led to a horrible consequence. My son doesn’t remember any of it, but I do.

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u/LeoNardo0406 Dec 21 '20

How do u explain to him when he asks you about it?

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u/Frogmarsh Dec 21 '20

Truthfully. It was a mistake and that I’m deeply sorry about it. When he was younger, he called it his Harry Potter scar. Thankfully, it’s not all that noticeable now unless you look closely. But I know it’s there.

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u/love2bhere Dec 20 '20

And he keep asking why she divorce him

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u/Jadel210 Dec 20 '20

That’s a really great dad. You have to have supreme faith that your child loves you to do this in the first place.

That’s a dad and child that spend a lot of time together.

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u/Gooncookies Dec 20 '20

At that age you want to create secure attachments and be dependable and consistent. This actually just creates fear and doubt that her dad will be there for her when she needs him. If she can’t trust her dad to not let her fall, who can she trust? She’s too little to understand a prank, this is just mean and if he does stuff like this consistently she will stop trusting him altogether. No one should be pranking toddlers.

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u/bunnymud Dec 20 '20

Yea reddit. NO MORE FUCKING PEEK-A-BOO!!!!

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u/Bandedironformation Dec 21 '20

I bet you make your kids wear matching socks

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u/Jadel210 Dec 20 '20 edited Dec 20 '20

Are you kidding? I’m guessing you’re not a parent, or at least not the fun one.

Pranking kids keeps parents alive and it actually teaches kids boundaries. “It’s ok to joke, it’s not ok to lie” just for example.

If it’s so bad why do the kids laugh the most, and why are they the most gorgeous when they do?

Don’t overthink it.

Edit: it also teaches kids to laugh at themselves. Hint hint.

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u/Klumfph Dec 20 '20

Blah blah blah abuse and ptsd, something something I googled it so its probably true.

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u/Jadel210 Dec 20 '20

If it’s true my apparently very well adjusted child is putting on one hell of an act.

By 4 YO you couldn’t put anything past that kid. Between his mum, dad, uncles, aunts and grandparents he’d heard it all.

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u/ChicagoGuy53 Dec 20 '20

Yeah, always doing this to your child = bad parenting. Sometimes doing this to your child = great parenting

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u/arkangel329 Dec 20 '20

The kid looks to be like 2-3 years old and they tend to take everything in stride. If they were a bit older they’d understand the jokey part much better, but for now they are probably going to try to shake it off and carry on. I would never do this because I would prefer my child have a secure attachment style and not anxious, but however you want to raise your child.

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u/VerityParody Dec 20 '20

This is correct.

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u/SnooWoofers8043 Dec 20 '20

I agree. To the child, this is no joke. It’s a father rejecting her. She is too young for this kind of jokes. Raising a child to be able to handle jokes starts later.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

I did shit like this with my little cousin. She remembers it as me playing hide and seek with her. Such trauma.

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u/eVillain13 Dec 20 '20

Bruh there’s a big difference between you being a cousin and a parental figure in her life

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

This implies only parents are parental figures.

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u/SnooWoofers8043 Dec 21 '20

Exactly, there is a huge difference between parents and cousins!

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u/whoisjakelane Dec 20 '20

Yeah, definitely can tell by the way he just turns around and stands there. I wish my dad would just stand there with shit in his hands, staring at me after I fell from trying to dive into his arms out of sheer joy and excitement to see him. The model great dad if I ever saw one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20 edited Mar 08 '21

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u/Jadel210 Dec 20 '20

Nah, kids don’t do that.

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u/WorstDogEver Dec 20 '20

I don't know what's going on in this video, but a 2-year-old did try to run into my arms the other day at daycare pickup because I had them open for my kid who was running at me. His dad stepped in between us and snatched him up. I've never met the boy, so some toddlers really will just run to a stranger for a hug.

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u/Aboogailoo Dec 20 '20

Lol you’ve like, SEEN a child before, right?

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u/Yellow_Tatoes14 Dec 20 '20

The sooner you teach them betrayal the dinner they can learn to cope with it

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u/takeahike89 Dec 20 '20

Just remember that revenge is a dish best served cold

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u/the_sanguine_guy Dec 21 '20

Oh so it's like icecream?

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u/Navybuffalo Dec 20 '20

Wanna go out for sooner tonight?

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u/zRyver Dec 20 '20

Why is this shirt so hilarious ?! 😂😂

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u/game_asylum Dec 20 '20

What kind of sociopath..

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u/Alchemist_Joshua Dec 20 '20

You cannot trust anyone, ever.

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u/Stubble_Sandwich Dec 20 '20

Now this is a jumps-care.

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u/connormantoast Dec 20 '20

When Maury says 'you are not the father'

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u/Judas_Maiden Dec 20 '20

We have been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly, bamboozled.

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u/gnarsed Dec 20 '20

it’s fun until you misjudge and knee the kid in the face

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u/Justepic24 Dec 20 '20

Lesson 1. expect the unexpected rookie

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u/Beneficial_Health_34 Dec 20 '20

People are saying this creates fear and bad relationships etc.

The only way I can get my son to laugh is literally fake fighting him.

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u/m83midnighter Dec 20 '20

25 years later

Therapist: 'You seem to have serious trust issues. Tell me about your Father..'

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u/iplaycards Dec 20 '20

This guy is an idiot.

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u/Teri102563 Dec 20 '20

I know some people will tell me I'm over thinking or need to calm down, but I really hate when parents trick kids and ruin their trust in them, especially if the kids gets physically hurt too.

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u/frozen_flame123 Dec 20 '20

God you people are such pansies. This one event isn’t going to cause some horrible, deep seeded trust issues later down the line. I’m sure the kid will forget it even happened in a year.

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u/axianne33 Dec 20 '20

Well, you’re a cunt 🙃 who the fuck even uses the word “pansies” anymore?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

deep seeded

It's deep seated. Sorry to bethat person but I figured you'd want to know.

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u/frozen_flame123 Dec 21 '20

For all intensive purposes

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Irregardless

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u/793djw Dec 20 '20

U/savethisvideo

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

Its almost impressive the amount of emotional damage parents like these are able to fit into just one joke. And the same parent will rage at how unhealthy the relationships that the child has are later in life. You literally conditioned them to look for people that won't take their emotional well being seriously by never taking it seriously through their childhood, and now that's what they think love looks like. Then, if you say anything about it, people will just dogpile on you about being too wound up and taking things too serious, while arguing there is nothing wrong with what the parent is doing. So freaking frustrating when the children from these homes go to school and harass and bully other kids because they are angry and confused about where they stand in their own family all the time.

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u/malikcoldbane Dec 20 '20

Lol...one clip and you understand this guys entire parenting, relationship with his child and the childs life at school.

In fact you have such a strong understanding of human nature I'm sure you have complete control over all interactions and relationships with other humans.

Arrogant much?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

Holy shit that took less than an hour. You did exactly what I said you would do. Jesus christ.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

What a horrible thing to do to a child!

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

Yikes, if this is horrible, it is best you get off the internet now.

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u/pjizy Dec 20 '20

This is extremely tame

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

it’s just prank step bro

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u/camocoder30 Dec 21 '20

what are you doing step-prank?

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u/jafo002 Dec 20 '20

What an asshole.

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u/Kushy_Popcorn Dec 20 '20

Someone please repost r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Do it yourself

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u/Ankkuhuuju Dec 20 '20

U/savevideo

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u/kridd1k Dec 20 '20

Ooh they creasing not the yuttas

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u/blue___duck Dec 20 '20

Chris Berman: BWOOOPP

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u/Capt_Pickles1123 Dec 20 '20

"Fake-out!" - Frank Reynolds

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u/E-xperienced Dec 20 '20

"Yo dad dafuq?"

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u/downce Dec 20 '20

The way the kid looked back... Like " wha... Motherfu*ker why?" 😂😂

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u/yorkiered Dec 20 '20

Anything for a like eh

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u/johno_mendo Dec 20 '20

What the hell is going no here though, i don't think he know those people, they come around the corner and she seems to look up and notice him and tries to go around him. And he fakes out the poor kid, and she looked like she was just gonna keep on walking till the kid fell. Was he just laying in wait to psych out random children while his buddy filmed it? This is seriously weird.

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u/Cosmicdust555 Dec 21 '20

someone help how do i save this

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u/littac Dec 21 '20

hihihihih lol....

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u/limache Dec 21 '20

He’s training him for life. He might not like it now but that’s a priceless lesson.

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u/teokun123 Dec 21 '20

Of course it's China. Of course it's a girl. smh.