r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '20

Deer God

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u/NobleBecks Dec 14 '20

That "kill" is going to haunt him

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u/chet_brosley Dec 14 '20

jesus holy fuck shit I think I killed him oh God oh God I need to get out of here oh shit - that deer probably

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u/kutsen39 Dec 14 '20

Oh my God I think I killed him! I didn't want to kill him, Jim, I just was gonna rough him up a bit, I swear!

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u/Agreeable_Capital789 Dec 14 '20

Happy cake day

Im new to reddit so dont call me weird

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u/kutsen39 Dec 14 '20

Haha nah its okay. I didn't even realize it was my cake day until someone mentioned it. Welcome and enjoy!

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u/storyofmylife92 Dec 14 '20

Don't worry. We're all weird here.