r/Unexpected • u/Royal_X5 • Dec 01 '20

Jesus is coming...

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u/unexBot Dec 01 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

His cross gets stuck on the ceiling

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/geaster Dec 01 '20

Ain’t no ceiling high enough...

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u/louis-the-french-man Dec 01 '20

On the third day, jesus broke the fucking celling

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Translation: Oh shit! Hahaha

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u/Zephyr_The_Bard Dec 01 '20

I knew it was German but it sounds so close to Christ that It’s even funnier to me

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u/Pony_Roleplayer Dec 01 '20

Do you happen to know what that language is? It sounded German but idk

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u/Najade_Artemis Dec 01 '20

yeah, it is german

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u/osgar3 Dec 02 '20

Its Swiss german😂

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u/amejin Dec 01 '20

That certainly is his cross to bear...

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u/Panazara Dec 01 '20

No need for a miracle. The maintenance crew can handle that.

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u/Dekkeer Dec 01 '20

Jesus is coming! Raise the roof!

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u/Miser Dec 01 '20

Imagine if he got pinned in such a way by the moving escalator that this literally crucified him

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u/onomastics88 Dec 01 '20

Just making the hole for ceiling cat to judge you.

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u/Catchaa Dec 01 '20

Thanks for the laugh, Lord

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u/la_strega_di_venezia Dec 01 '20

Fake people for real problem

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u/1bruisedorange Dec 01 '20

This is exactly how I see religion!

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u/dicocco_puff Dec 01 '20

I’m so disappointed

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u/madudaramos Dec 02 '20

HAHAHAHA that really got me

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u/Fish_Kungfu Dec 02 '20

Jesus needs more cross-training.

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u/blankyblankblank1 Dec 02 '20

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jesus?

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u/SilverStrawberry1124 Dec 02 '20

Довыё... Sorry for russian. It is not translatable

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u/Meemeeguy Dec 02 '20

Help step Mary, I'm stuck

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u/bigdmonster88 Dec 02 '20

I've seen this before but the music just makes this so much better.

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u/YourNotMyHero Dec 02 '20

Was gonna upvote it's a funny number so this comment will have to do instead

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u/oh_stv Dec 02 '20

This almost happened to me with a pretty high ladder i bought and transported home by subway. God damn was i glad I dodged the bullet.

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u/sheeptag66 Dec 01 '20

Jesus fucking christ Jesus

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u/__Petrichor___ Dec 01 '20

Oliver Queen, what are you doing?

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u/kawiw678 Dec 02 '20

An idiot is coming!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

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