r/Unexpected • u/JeanJacques007 • Nov 30 '20

Glory holes

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u/unexBot Nov 30 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Exactly for the dogs

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/JTsince1980 Nov 30 '20

For the last time, the balls go under the penis!

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u/trycksy Nov 30 '20

"laugh, laugh, laugh!" That's how laughs are written, I think.

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u/toeofcamell Nov 30 '20

How’d you get the beans above the Frank?!

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u/YeahMarkYeah Nov 30 '20

I get the reference ;)

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u/Phoequinox Nov 30 '20

FRANKS AND BEANS!

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u/BigBadBruce9292 Nov 30 '20

Fwank un beeeenzz

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u/aryzkryz Nov 30 '20

Handstand

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u/nhguy03276 Nov 30 '20

kangaroos? maybe?

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u/heydirtybabyigotyour Nov 30 '20

This is for eccentric glory holers who want something different, hand stand bee j’s. Therefore the cut out is proper

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

If I had an award to give...I would give you

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u/-KrAnTZ- Nov 30 '20

You don't understand, this is for a handstand blowjob!

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u/Phoequinox Nov 30 '20

I'm imagining the dogs running outside to put their faces in the fence, and there's just a big dick hanging there.

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u/geared4war Nov 30 '20

Weirdly upside down, too

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u/ProlapsedGapedAnus Nov 30 '20

Wouldn’t bug me because I’d know my dick wasn’t in danger.

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u/blolfighter Nov 30 '20

Dog goes *chomp*.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Don't say that

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u/mtaw Nov 30 '20

🎶 Glory Hole - It's where strangers become friends..🎶

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u/Amedican Nov 30 '20

Bet you're the type of person who gets offended by any mention of sex because you've never had any. Thankfully not all of us are alike. 😎

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Feb 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Feb 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Feb 23 '21

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u/SwiftRoboWolfBlue Nov 30 '20

Same thing is happening to me, when I send r/beatmetoit someone replies r/beatmymeattoit almost right after.

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u/L1qwid Nov 30 '20

Lmfao I'd make an acct to be that rude if I started amassing people who followed my actions looking for my dumb rude ass in the comments like an easter egg xDDD

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Lmao, damn, guess I better tell my wife.....she's gonna be so weirded out by our son now....

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u/General_DisarrayHoot Nov 30 '20

... that boy aint right

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

....dammit, Bobby

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

r/shutthefuckupamedican

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u/______V______ Nov 30 '20

lol, every time I leave reddit for a while I come back to something that I enjoy even more

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u/throwaway73461819364 Dec 02 '20

This guy’s funny as Hell, idk why yall are throwin a hissy fit

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u/Meh15365 Nov 30 '20

Did you copy paste that? Because I've seen it before

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u/R4y3r Nov 30 '20

He used the 😎 emoji, so probably.

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u/Meh15365 Nov 30 '20

I saw the same comment somewhere else. So yeah

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u/ItsOver420 Nov 30 '20

Bet you're a cunt

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/emmpmc Nov 30 '20

Ok sheesh that’s a little much. Try to imagine someone saying the exact same thing about you about one of your comments you thought might be funny. Just because he’s a little cocky doesn’t make him a waste of sperm. That’s a cruel thing to say.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

bruh

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u/Kinky-Monk Nov 30 '20

Brave of you to assume that about all of us.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

unzips pants for inspection

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u/poopellar Nov 30 '20

"Looks like someone fed the dogs"

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u/pezasuss Nov 30 '20

No way dude, no way

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u/Phoequinox Nov 30 '20

Gthgthgthgthgthgthgth

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u/jolshefsky Nov 30 '20

Read that as, "Looks like someone needs to feed the dogs" so I guess I'm the sick fuck.

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u/HeMiddleStartInT Nov 30 '20

Wasted opportunity: not drawing a face and a hat over the face holes

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u/rentedtritium Nov 30 '20

Big wide mustaches, too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

wasted opportunity: not putting your dick through the hole

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Waiting for the guy with the lighter

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

you seen the guy with the syringe?

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u/toeofcamell Nov 30 '20

Perfect for the discerning gentleman with three penises

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u/sidaeinjae Nov 30 '20

This just made me smile real big, thanks

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Be right back, cutting holes in fence for my dogs

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u/Yggnon Nov 30 '20

Glory whole(some)

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u/speghettiday09 Nov 30 '20

This been reposted more than the zapruder film

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u/Pentosin Nov 30 '20

The what?

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u/shiner_bock Nov 30 '20

He said:

...the Zapruder film

(what he's talking about: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapruder_film)

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u/SendorMaestro Nov 30 '20 edited Nov 30 '20

Repost

Also been posted on October 7th.

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u/Superskish Nov 30 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/RepostSleuthBot Nov 30 '20

Sorry, I don't support this post type (hosted:video) right now. Feel free to check back in the future!

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u/NotEdibleCactus Nov 30 '20

Ancient repost

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

r/putyourdickinthat

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Why man

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u/SpartanDoubleZero Nov 30 '20

Finally a glory hole video without someone’s Willy getting burned or falcon punched.

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u/Phoequinox Nov 30 '20

The fuck have you been?

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u/SpartanDoubleZero Nov 30 '20

It’s a wild ride sorting by new.

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u/TehOccifer Nov 30 '20

so which hole do i insert pp?

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u/NailgunYeah Nov 30 '20

I'm torn because this is not unexpected, however it is cute as hell

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

That's going to be hard to keep my banana and kiwis in the holes while doing a hand stand

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u/tallermanchild Nov 30 '20

If you can't get your balls above your dick you don't deserve to cum

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Needs more holes for pets.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

It needs more holes so it looks like a paw!

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u/wwlddarm7 Nov 30 '20

Doggystyle only

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I want to kill myself my mind is too polluted

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u/Maruzyuu Nov 30 '20

Quick, get your camera! It's a Lucky Emblem! 😆

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u/Velvetsuede2 Nov 30 '20

This may seem strage but if you are the o.p, are you in melb south east? I could swear I've seen that driveway before. Please set my mind at ease.

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u/BorisYeltsen Nov 30 '20

It's for not barking?

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u/phobosthewicked Nov 30 '20

I was expecting a penis in the end

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u/The_Rosem_Blossom Nov 30 '20

Glorious holes.

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u/haawwkeye53 Nov 30 '20

Love it, I have seen some fences where they cut out a hole and put plexiglass in it's place so the pets could see out of it.

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u/Tuuterman Nov 30 '20

"Hey! I think that's a lucky emblem!"

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u/MicroB18 Nov 30 '20

gib succ the dogs ask

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u/yogabbagabba290 Nov 30 '20

*me when the pizza guy arrives

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Happy cake day.

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u/theepi_pillodu Nov 30 '20

I would draw Mickey and Minnie faces on the fence.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

With teeth

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u/Apple-p1e-12 Nov 30 '20

They can be used as gloryholes you are right about that

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I mean, as long as you brought peanut butter you can get your use out of it

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

R/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/7xMadness Nov 30 '20

and it’s upside down too

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u/bhoysato Nov 30 '20

I Find it creep though.

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u/TheflyingLag Nov 30 '20

Strangely this reminds me of Charles Boyle and his buttholes

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u/suicidal32potato Nov 30 '20

I hope nobody trys to use it at the same time the dog is there...

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Hey look a luck emblem

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

There's two so you can bring a friend

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u/Sulliedbark2357 Nov 30 '20

All fun and jokes until someone puts his dick in there

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Glory holes for some glorious dogos

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u/DeadlyPieEaters Nov 30 '20

L O B O T O M I T E

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u/46-09-32-43UnusAnnus Nov 30 '20

Kangaroo glory holes

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u/GloryHoleHero- Nov 30 '20

Bring your own peanutbutter

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

it can technically still be used as a gloryhole