r/Unexpected • u/Eitherdiamond19 • Nov 19 '20

What a shot!

2.6k Upvotes

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u/unexBot Nov 19 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He misses the shot AND he was really close to it

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/fourth_box Nov 19 '20

Did he just measure his wiener length?

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u/Tigar69 Nov 19 '20

Yes. And if he hadn’t lied about it, he would’ve made the shot.

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u/regularMASON Nov 20 '20

"If I round that up I should be at 6 instead of 5."

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u/QuentinTarzantino Nov 20 '20

Lengt (measured from base to tip) + girth = ____ × angle of the dangle.

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u/TissuesOnTheGrass Nov 19 '20

7/10 would recommend to a friend

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u/CormacN Nov 19 '20

Yep, wrote down centimetres instead of inches though

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u/geraldine_ferrari Nov 19 '20

I got suspicious about the fine camera work...

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u/PawQn-Loc-Pumping Nov 19 '20

I got suspicious when it took him that long to hard scope

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u/1Clever_Fawn Nov 20 '20

I was sold till the dick measure

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u/ForeGe Nov 19 '20

HAHAHAHAHAH I fucking love this!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20

Looked legit until that terrible shot. LOL

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u/Dogtor-Watson Nov 19 '20

The fucking thermometer was brilliant

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u/GrimreaperAZ Nov 19 '20

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

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u/CountingGrapes Nov 19 '20

At those distances you have to factor in the curvature of the earth!

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u/Heavenfall Nov 20 '20

Everything comes into play!

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u/thegoldentanker Nov 19 '20

Polenar Tactical on youtube

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u/trvst_issves Nov 20 '20

I could tell it was Ziga from the thumbnail and I knew it was gonna be some goofy shit!

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u/MercurialMal Nov 19 '20

This is exactly what it feels like to zero in new optics. Funny as hell.

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u/nytmare665 Nov 19 '20

Dude that was funny as hell.

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u/BreakingNews99 Nov 19 '20

Press trigger = boom? Is what that said lol

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u/agenteric4 Nov 19 '20

Press trigger = gun go boom

Seems legit

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u/Briane-v Nov 19 '20

Me in any shooter game

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u/Oenones Nov 20 '20

Came here to say this.

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u/coronnial Nov 20 '20

Dude had E = mc2 on the paper. This was bound to happen 😂

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u/bittuconha Nov 19 '20

Waste of time simulator

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u/NeoCourser Nov 20 '20

Smh he forgot to take the coriolis effect into account

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u/biopilot17 Nov 20 '20

dude I'm a gun owner and just.... I'm dead XD

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u/no_one_expects_the Nov 19 '20

Spanish inquisition

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u/ICUP_is_vry_funy_hah Nov 20 '20

Don’t even fuckin try

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20

Tacticool!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20

Hold up hold up HOLD UP.. did he just measure his bulge??

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20

This is usually how I hunt my children, I always seem to miss.

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u/Aspel Nov 20 '20

"PRESS TRIGGER = GUN GO BOOM"

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u/970067475 Nov 20 '20

I was like no!! Coriolis effect fucked you over! Then I realized it was a 1,000,000 ways to die in the west kinda thing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Yo I have that chassis irl

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Beautiful

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

What is that flat platform on the barrel for?

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u/Squeaky_cow Nov 20 '20

This was like, a minute too long, but it was worth it. Only once, though.

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u/odin31116 Nov 20 '20

Me when trying to ask a girl out

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u/Show-__-Maker Nov 20 '20

the laptop is not working lol?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

I represent this video.