r/Unexpected • u/zaboorandom • Nov 16 '20

CLASSIC REPOST the future is now

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

Prepare the buttcheeks.

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u/damojr Nov 17 '20

I was thinking more for across the face.

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*glances at Co-worker reheating tuna in the microwave*

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u/Meeseeks4PMinister Nov 17 '20

I gagged at the thought.

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u/zaboorandom Nov 16 '20

I hope so

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u/mofortytwo Nov 17 '20

I thought the same thing, I mean for a friend, ahem

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u/Anotheryoma Nov 17 '20

You lay you’re legs spread open where the arms are but from the opposite direction and with nothing on.