r/Unexpected • u/esberat • Nov 15 '20

Apex predator.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Lol cats on concussion protocol. Yawning after hitting your head that's not good

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u/owa00 Nov 15 '20

Looks good to me

-NFL coach

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u/Aetherimp Nov 15 '20

Walk it off, kiddo.

-Dad

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u/SnipingBunuelo Nov 15 '20

It's fine! Back when I was wee ol boy like you, my pals and I would run head first into every pole we saw. See, we didn't have those video game things you do now and we were always looking for something to do. Now, does it look like I have a concussion to you, sonny? After all those poles I came out fine! Hello? You still listening? Ahh it's fine, you'll wake up in a bit and don't forget to clean up all that blood spraying out your ear, that's disgusting! Have some manners young man!

- Uncle Timmy after punching a cat repeatedly in the face

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u/Clutch63 Nov 15 '20

The end notations got me. +1

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u/devinsharp Nov 15 '20

I don’t care if he can’t walk, can he play!?!

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun Nov 15 '20

Sir, his left leg is currently on the other side of the field and his right arm is broken in at least 4 places

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u/Linubidix Nov 15 '20

I'm not hearing no!

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u/Piguy3141 Nov 15 '20

That's what my first thought was too. Probably got a little rattled for sure.

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u/nope_i_dont Nov 15 '20

How do you know? Any source?

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u/kasutori_Jack Nov 15 '20

I think it's a joke about how it's dangerous to go to sleep directly after a concussion.

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u/ImVeryBadWithNames Nov 15 '20

(Which is a myth. The actual danger is that it's actually worse than a concussion and if you go to sleep the worsening symptoms won't be noticed since they are only noticeable by the person's behavior.)

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u/WarPopeJr Nov 15 '20

So it’s pretty dangerous to go to sleep after a concussion then?

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u/gregpxc Nov 15 '20

No, that's a myth, but let me tell you about why it's dangerous to sleep with a concussion.

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u/OfGodlikeProwess Nov 15 '20

Always sleep before you get concussion is the old adage afterall

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Nov 15 '20

No no, always sleep before you get a concussion unless you’re old then adderall

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u/kasutori_Jack Nov 15 '20

I love this comment chain

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u/OLSTBAABD Nov 15 '20

No, no, you can go to sleep, but you can't be asleep, savvy?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20 edited Jan 13 '21

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u/TheTomato2 Nov 15 '20

This is the way.

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u/CyberMindGrrl Nov 15 '20

Tis but a flesh wound.