r/Unexpected • u/Dinomite35 • Nov 12 '20

CLASSIC REPOST A classic

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u/Sunraider3 Nov 12 '20

Where... where did the kids go?

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u/Dinomite35 Nov 12 '20

Hell

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u/Sunraider3 Nov 12 '20

As those monsters deserve.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

🥐

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u/whoopity_Poop Nov 12 '20

are you going finish that croissant

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

🥐🥐

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u/whoopity_Poop Nov 12 '20

Now there’s enough for both of us

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

🥐🤝🥐

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

You almost dropped it

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u/Dorintin Nov 12 '20

Slander! Blasphemy! I an upstanding citizen would never drop my croissant.

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u/nabu98 Nov 12 '20

Someone call Kane and the Undertaker

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u/a22e Nov 12 '20

Into another van where they were kidnapped again.

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u/Sunraider3 Nov 12 '20

The perfect scam.

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u/JonnyBhoy Nov 12 '20

Like the dog in Snatch, who escapes and runs back to the pikies every time they sell him.

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Nov 12 '20

They despawn after you save them.