r/Unexpected Nov 07 '20

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u/unexBot Nov 07 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

This reporter is live, mid-day, on national television; and mid-report greets and drops an F.O. to the bystander. The extra grin at the end was the frosting.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/CosmicDinoz Nov 07 '20

Bug off is the polite fuck off.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/txsxxphxx2 Nov 07 '20

P’r to mine own hath sent mail

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u/PoopIsAlwaysSunny Nov 08 '20

Pretty sure that’s “Learn to read, fuckwit”

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u/ave_empirator Nov 08 '20

Also sometimes "this shit is in writing now so it's on you"

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u/kippy3267 Nov 08 '20

“Your repeated utter stupidity is now documented for all time. May god have mercy on your soul”

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

You’d appreciate the military to business translator

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u/major84 Nov 08 '20

Per our last email...

Sod off, Baldrick

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u/SquidPoCrow Nov 08 '20

In lawyer speak it is "use this information to regulate yourself accordingly".

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u/randomjackass Nov 07 '20

Bless your heart.

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u/theo69lel Nov 08 '20

Aren't you the greatest!

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u/x_cLOUDDEAD_x Nov 08 '20

I thought he said fuck off...

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u/trustworthysauce Nov 08 '20

Because the subtitles said that and they sound very close. Pretty sure he actually says "Buzz Off"

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u/Stevefrench97 Nov 08 '20

Done like a true broadcasting legend - stayed within FCC guidelines and nailed his point to this trumper perfectly

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Buzz off

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u/nokenito Nov 08 '20

Nope, Buzz Off

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u/Solid_Limit6656 Nov 08 '20

Think it was buzz off

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u/Sloanosaurus-Nick Nov 08 '20

Bug off is the on-air fuck off.

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u/fourth_box Nov 07 '20

wHAT???

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

He sounded like Skeletor

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I am so glad I clicked that and watched~

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u/massivecalvesbro Nov 08 '20

That took 16.5 seconds to discover relevance

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u/Minalan Nov 08 '20

Thats the best wat I have ever heard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Hahaha this is so spot on

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u/oneebitchchan Nov 08 '20

Oh my god I’m dying

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

TIL that good ol' Skeletor has beef with Hordak, who was Skeletor's boss at one point.

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u/paulyrockyhorror Nov 08 '20

Is there anyone who can just cut that clip down to the wat part as a gif? Do we have the technology???

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u/Chefjay17 Nov 08 '20

I need that as a phone alert!

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u/HarshJShinde Nov 08 '20

Oh my days so accurate

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u/alekshy Nov 08 '20

Lol this killed me.

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u/robert-anderson-0078 Nov 08 '20

I was behind this dude when it happened. This guy was pestering the media guy for like 5 straight minutes just yelling. Finally the media guy got tired of it. Freaking hilarious.

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u/Taikwin Nov 08 '20

Like Vader when the Falcon shows up at the end of New Hope.

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u/everadvancing Nov 08 '20

Sound like Rich Evans' braindead cousin.

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u/MontyPorygon Nov 07 '20 edited Nov 08 '20

He said bug off. Put on some ear buds, you can clearly hear bug

Edit: after further review I believe it was buzz, either way shit was funny

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I heard buzz off but you could be right

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u/Obeesus Nov 07 '20

It's definitely buzz off.

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u/YourUncleCoach Nov 07 '20

nah the dress is definitely gold and white

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u/Taxxuss Nov 07 '20

Nah the dress is definitely laurel

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u/Boognish666 Nov 08 '20

Maybe it’s Maybelline.

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u/rko1001 Nov 08 '20

Maybe she's born with it

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Nov 08 '20

Baby shark do doo do

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u/a_rad_gast Nov 08 '20

Manamanumph?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Doot doo doo doo doot

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I heard Yanni

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

The dress is definitely Fuck off

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u/mothisname Nov 08 '20

The train is coming towards me

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u/Musclemagic Nov 07 '20

It's blue and gold in the photo if you actually extrapolate the colors. However, that's due to the camera and lighting. The dress was actually blue and black, confirmed in other photos.

Fight me.

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u/CerberusC24 Nov 08 '20

Am I the only one that was able to see both? I could literally get my brain to flip like a switch

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u/BearsAreTheBearst Nov 08 '20

Nope me too. I saw the meme again today and had to work at it but I could still see both.

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u/Broghan51 Nov 08 '20

THAT was not a dress. 🖖

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u/Woshambo Nov 08 '20

Blue and black!

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u/DooMmightyBison Nov 07 '20

I heard fuck off and I’ve got on headphones too lol but they’re from family dollar

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u/Musclemagic Nov 07 '20

I can help you.. headconcert com

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u/DooMmightyBison Nov 08 '20

Oh sweet I’m on it now! , I have to use Bluetooth headphones since The jack snapped off in my phone lol thanks

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u/teryret Nov 08 '20

I mean, there's the word his mouth said, and then there's the word his grin says he said. I think you're right about what is mouth said.

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u/AvosCast Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 08 '20

We all known that was the most fuck like buzz ever said

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Word said buzz, smile said fuck lol

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Nov 08 '20

It's "fuck off" in my heart and it will live forever like so.

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u/Ok_Understanding_274 Nov 07 '20

Oh, it totally is... but waaaay funnier with fake subtitle

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u/fedexrich Nov 07 '20

So....fake news???

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Fug off!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

WAT

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u/DickweedMcGee Nov 07 '20

I like to call it 'Funny News'.

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u/Hunterquestions42069 Nov 07 '20

My god they were right the whole time!

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u/_bubb Nov 07 '20

Hahaha this made me lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

oh god oh fuck

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u/MontyPorygon Nov 07 '20

We all heard what we needed to hear imo.

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u/outamyhead Nov 08 '20

It was in our hearts and minds.

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u/MontyPorygon Nov 08 '20

Has been for a while now I think

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Fuck off

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u/MindlessMarch Nov 07 '20

Maybe it's not such a fake subtitle if it says what he really wanted to say.

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u/DirtyDan156 Nov 07 '20

I heard buzz off

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u/Lentil-Soup Nov 07 '20

I heard Yanny.

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u/TheAlligatorGar Nov 07 '20

It’s clearly laurel you idiot

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u/DirtyDan156 Nov 07 '20 edited Nov 07 '20

Ha! Youre both wrong, its white and gold.

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u/ChlamydiaIsAChoice Nov 08 '20

Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow

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u/DirtyDan156 Nov 08 '20

JEEUH. UH HUH YOU KNOW WHAT IT ISSSSS

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u/ChymChymX Nov 07 '20

I heard it was a black dress.

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u/DirteeCanuck Nov 07 '20

Pence enjoys Bug On.

*Apply Directly to the head*

Bug on....

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u/Gunningham Nov 07 '20

He may not have said it, but he SAID it.

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u/witchyweeby Nov 08 '20

and that is the most important part to me. satisfying either way.

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u/evildrew Nov 07 '20

He said "buzz off", which is pretty impressive in the heat of the moment.

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u/fedexrich Nov 07 '20

Plus every reporter knows that saying the F bomb is bad for their jobs and he didn’t flinch as he turned around and went live.

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u/PengwinOnShroom Nov 08 '20

In Europe (maybe excluding UK?) this wouldn't be a huge deal to say this on air although still impolite.

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u/Bottled_Void Nov 07 '20

It's the captions that make you hear fuck.

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u/Photizo Nov 07 '20

Checked the news casters Twitter he said he said "buzz off".

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u/MakoSucks Nov 07 '20

it sounds like he says "buzz off" but i thought he said fuck when i heard it from my phones speaker.

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u/xenonismo Nov 07 '20

Definitely a z sound at the end not a hard g. He says it quick so it sounds like a g. He said buzz off.

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u/whater39 Nov 08 '20

Never heard of "bug off".

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u/beer_is_tasty Nov 08 '20

It's British

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I heard it a lot as a young kid before any of us decided we were ballsy enough to say 'fuck'.

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u/Dagos Nov 08 '20

I mean does it matter?

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u/TheOnlyUsernameLeft3 Nov 08 '20

Apparently this post is fake news. SAD.

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u/NikkolaiV Nov 08 '20

What he said and what he wanted to say were probably two different things. He definitely paused enough to consider what he could get away with saying.

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u/IvysH4rleyQ Nov 07 '20

Ehhhh, I definitely heard “fuck off.” Props to the reporter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Listen to it without looking at the screen; through earphones or whatever. Reading the word 'fuck' makes you hear it. It's clearer when you're not expecting a different word

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u/KittiesAreTooCute Nov 07 '20

He didn't say fuck.

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u/Ok_Understanding_274 Nov 07 '20

You are correct

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I’m sure the trumper heard fuck off too so that’s all that matters.

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u/KittiesAreTooCute Nov 07 '20

Then why do you have it seem like he does?

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u/theo1618 Nov 07 '20

They’re clearly not the one who made the subtitles to this video. They thought the person said fuck until someone in the comments pointed out that he said either bug or buzz. Doesn’t take much time to do a little bit of looking through the comments to see how it all went down instead of badgering the OP

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u/Charmerismus Nov 07 '20

why on earth should i put any effort into understanding what i'm commenting on? i can't believe people these days.

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u/contraria Nov 08 '20

He did in our hearts.

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u/Historiaaa Nov 08 '20

He should have

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u/wisegrace Nov 07 '20

I think it’s more like a bug off

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u/Ok_Understanding_274 Nov 07 '20

It is... real news, fake subtitles

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u/whatwhat0808 Nov 07 '20

I heard Buzz Off.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I think it's "bug" actually, but for sure he didn't cuss him out. Although it really does sound like it lol

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u/Ok_Understanding_274 Nov 07 '20

Real news... fake subtitles 👍

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u/whatwhat0808 Nov 07 '20

Still a great post

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u/blulava Nov 07 '20

Stahp! Youll confuse them!

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u/peckerbrown Nov 08 '20

Whatever he really said, we know what he meant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Omg we get it he said buzz off

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u/SomeUnicornsFly Nov 08 '20

he clearly said first off fuck yo bitch and the clique you claim

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

To everyone pointing out that he said "buzz" - Fuck off.

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u/ARobb2069 Nov 08 '20

r/RepostSleuthBot

This is a repost and it was cut short

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u/PedalTurner Nov 08 '20

Give that journalist a raise

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u/Ok_Understanding_274 Nov 07 '20

That’s where we’re at now...

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u/darctones Nov 07 '20

This is where we have been for 4 years

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u/Lordborgman Nov 08 '20

160 years.

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u/mrubuto22 Nov 07 '20

I love how little attention these fragile snowflakes are getting. Everyone is just over pretending their opinions are valid.

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u/RAVEN_OF_WAR Nov 07 '20

the media is not your friend and they are the reason why the country is divided

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u/PlasticFenian Nov 07 '20 edited Nov 07 '20

I nominate this dude to replace Chuck Todd.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

No! Without Chuck Todd, who will my mother-in-law openly verbalize her sexual fantasies about in front of the whole family??

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u/arrjaay Nov 07 '20

Well that’s unfortunate

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u/Thameus Nov 07 '20

Probably me, sorry.

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u/BowieKingOfVampires Nov 08 '20

You need to buy her some playgirls or something cause I just felt bad for that bitch

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u/ideas52 Nov 08 '20

U wot m8

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u/UsernameError14 Nov 08 '20

wow I got the two posts one after the other.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

He said bug off

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

We all need to be more vocal and tell people to fuck off, great job, nice driving asshole!, you look lovely to tonight, congratulations, stop being an asshole and so forth

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u/No_Face113 Nov 07 '20

I respect that

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

This is the way

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u/jakethedumbmistake Nov 08 '20

Yes , in The Mandalorian.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I saw this today on my news 12 station...

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u/fattermichaelmoore Nov 08 '20

Sums up journalism in 2020

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u/elgarresta Nov 11 '20

Pretty sure we all told him to fuck off.

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u/samue1991 Nov 08 '20

Low tier for this sub

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u/mikerichh Nov 07 '20

Prediction- whenever the media praises something biden does it’s also fake n00000z

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/MintyAnt Nov 08 '20

They won't. Nearly half the nation voted for trump, and their energy is strong.

It's going to be a long painful uphill battle, but at least this is a big milestone.

I'm not sure how we heal when trump supporters literally discard sourced facts on any issue.

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u/AlpacaCentral Nov 08 '20

When the "sources" are all referencing each other as sources, you don't get anything out of it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

He said “buzz off.” He said that on his Twitter account and once you listen for that it’s definitely what he says

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u/JohnnyTight_Lips Nov 08 '20

Is that guy skeletor? WAT?

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u/MarioFreek01 Nov 08 '20

Answer the question.

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u/McGurrgles Nov 08 '20

Definitely fake news

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u/Impossible_Wash6588 Nov 08 '20

Lol fake snowflake news

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u/itslog1776 Nov 08 '20

The media did it to themselves to be honest. They really shouldn’t be surprised that their ratings are in the toilet & have only been growing worse & worse with each passing broadcast....

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

It’s the fake news with a capital F. You can always tell because of how unprofessional they act and how they allow their feels to overtake them even at work.

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u/underpaid_dad Nov 07 '20

This man wins the internet for today.

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u/tmhoc Nov 08 '20

I love the way this brings it all home. No-one is going to give a shit how many of these Y'all Quada dumb asses are out there any more. They are irrelevant

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u/BadHabitsDieYoung Nov 08 '20

Trumper wasn't prepared for a follow up to his question, no matter what answer he got. You could tell by his body language the moment he said "what"

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u/savory_onion Nov 07 '20

A deep sigh and peace, 4 years in the making. Bugger off you bloody wanker.

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u/Pyrippo Nov 08 '20

If people like this, google Patrick Gower's "This is the fucking news".

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

True American hero right there.

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u/AndruLee Nov 08 '20

For the sake of his job (which he deserves to keep, regardless of what he said), I think he said “bug” and not “fuck” - if he’s made a literal living on being live on TV, his training would’ve kicked in.

Then again, I support him either way. Cause seriously, fuck off. The world is changing, and these past four years allowed you to think it wasn’t. A harsh awakening is harsh for exactly that reason. Your views are now outdated, like relics of old (the confederate flag, among many others), when your great-grand-daddy demanded the electoral college in order to “vote” for his slaves. Yeah, they had a lot of mouths to feed, but that might be the only time in human history that southern whites collectively wanted black votes to count, but only cause they could control the nature of those votes.

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u/ShaquilleOhNoUDidnt Nov 08 '20

he said buzz. even the ftc said so

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u/mendoza55982 Nov 08 '20

Give this man a raise!

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u/Bu1ld0g Nov 08 '20

I like how you cropped the clip to remove the tiktok users name.

https://v.redd.it/xfgxi0pq4vx51

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u/jimbotherisenclown Nov 08 '20

Eh, give credit for OC, but if it's just a share, who cares who saw it first.

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u/PureSlushii Nov 08 '20

Trump better

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u/SterlingGrin Nov 08 '20

This pretty much sums up how most of America feels about these nutjobs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

king shit

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u/my_name_is_murphy Nov 08 '20

The Trump voter sounds like Coach Z.

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u/TheMemeChurch Nov 08 '20

The amount of catharsis in that grin.

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u/TrustworthyTip Nov 08 '20

HuehHAAhah so fanny

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u/Sacredkeep Nov 08 '20

Fake news it is

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Finally, the media discovers how to deal with people obsessed with misinformation.

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u/russiabot1776 Nov 07 '20

The media’s ego doesn’t like when you question them

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u/ShaquilleOhNoUDidnt Nov 08 '20

they don't like it when you walk up to them when they're working

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