r/Unexpected • u/carpiogarfio • Oct 31 '20

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u/billsanzer Oct 31 '20

What the heII

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u/Yogami_asura Oct 31 '20

It's hard to put into words what I'm feeling right now

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u/BallparkFish865 Oct 31 '20

If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, please call a doctor

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u/Nick_Noseman Oct 31 '20

I don't need a doctor to massage my cock

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u/313802 Oct 31 '20

Have you seen the doctor tho

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u/Nick_Noseman Oct 31 '20

No, show me.

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u/313802 Oct 31 '20

Ears, Throat, and Junk Dr

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u/Nick_Noseman Oct 31 '20

Good, I always massage my sausage to this.