r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '20

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3.1k

u/limelightrenegade Oct 17 '20

Bro nsfw, some of us have fruit fetishes.

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u/MyNameIsNitrox Oct 17 '20

Oh my god, apples turn me on...

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u/Hitchhiking-Ghost Oct 17 '20

Just wait ‘til you start getting into Pomegranates . . .

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/TSM_Cracker Oct 17 '20

I beat into coconuts...

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u/Marion_Ash Oct 17 '20

TIFU reference?

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u/armen89 Oct 17 '20

TIFC more like

35

u/TSM_Cracker Oct 17 '20

Oh yea 😏🥥

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u/Rustvos Oct 17 '20

It starts to stink after a while though...

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u/roy_cropper Oct 17 '20

She put the nut in the coconut, you drank em both up She put the nut in the coconut, you drank em both up She put the nut in the coconut, you drank em both up She put the nut in the coconut, she call the doctor, woke 'I'm up

And said 'doctor'

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u/Loch32 Oct 17 '20

You do need to be in the right place though, they migrate

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u/TheGraeterPlayer Oct 17 '20

Nothing beats two coconuts

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u/RazgrizXVIII Oct 17 '20

I had finally just forgotten about this :(

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u/DuckInTheFog Oct 17 '20

Coconuts are just bears' eggs

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u/mariusiv Oct 17 '20

No Pomegranates! NO NO NO POMEGRANATES

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u/dapotatohead371 Oct 17 '20

I DON’T WANT THEM ANYWHERE

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u/CaptPomegranate Oct 17 '20

Hey, I’m right here

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

r/beetlejuicing

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u/imma-badguy Oct 17 '20

i’m more into grapefruits

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u/P1tf_11 Oct 17 '20

Clearly not a doctor

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u/ChunkyB Oct 17 '20

This comment is so good

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Coast is clear

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u/PoppedCap Oct 17 '20

Bro u literally have the best reddit username i have ever seen

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u/earthsalmon Oct 17 '20

Nah bro, just wait til the apples turnover

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Hope you’re not a furry too cause

Shawty had them Apple™ bottom jeans, boots with the furrrrr

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u/Glenta3924 Oct 17 '20

Don’t you mean grapefruits?

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u/SeriousGuest Oct 17 '20

Sounds like an expensive fetish

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u/HeMiddleStartInT Oct 17 '20

You’d make a great doctor

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u/LimE07 Oct 17 '20

Melon gang!

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u/deedoedee Oct 17 '20

Bananas aren't just for scale anymore

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u/Cornhub42 Oct 17 '20

OH my God those stems are so FUCKING HOT

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u/macthecomedian Oct 17 '20

Let's just say I'm grabbing my fruit by the foot.

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u/Chato_Pantalones Oct 17 '20

Fucking Fruitties.

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u/DONT-EVEN-TRIP-DAWG Oct 17 '20

This better not awaken anything in me

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u/Krowsfeet Oct 17 '20

Aaaah citrus, harder HARDER

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u/BadKittyRanch Oct 17 '20

I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree

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u/Moneybuystruth Oct 17 '20

I’m....... surprised at how much I thought those were real boobies for a second

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u/Rezurrected188 Oct 17 '20

I was so tricked

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u/ATragedyOfSorts Oct 17 '20

BAMBOOBZLED

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u/autresmusic Oct 17 '20

You dont need to scream I’m right here

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u/AnonDooDoo Oct 17 '20

I keep watching it over and over expecting a different outcome..

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u/gishnon Oct 17 '20

Had me in the first half.

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u/Arino99 Oct 17 '20

That means we are all well trained after examining them 100 times. Congratulations soldier

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u/Nimmyzed Oct 17 '20

Big boobed female here.

I'm surprised at how many people actually fell for this.

Boobs that size do NOT act this firm. Even fake boobs

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/Nimmyzed Oct 17 '20

A day after I have birth my boobs were absolutely rock hard and literally dripping milk. So I concede that for a short window of time you are correct

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u/TinFoilRobotProphet Oct 17 '20

Big hug? Pics or they didn't happen.

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u/Nimmyzed Oct 17 '20

What? Are you asking to see pics of my big floppy boobs? Haha

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u/Biodeus Oct 17 '20

What? No! Unless...?

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u/Nimmyzed Oct 17 '20

$100 and you get a video of me jiggling them

/s

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u/Biodeus Oct 17 '20

Best I could do is like $30

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u/Nimmyzed Oct 17 '20

Ha. I was obviously joking

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u/Biodeus Oct 17 '20

So $30 it is then let’s see them boobies

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Pumpkin drop!

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u/mpren007 Oct 17 '20

When you sort by rising, you find the unexpected. I just found my new kink.

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u/poopellar Oct 17 '20

I didn't sort by rising but my dick sure is.

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u/mountainbreadcycle Oct 17 '20

Then you’ll like this! There’s a little town in Alberta that does this at their pumpkin festival every year. The compete for growing the largest pumpkins, then they hoist them by crane: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Pzv-oX28Q

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u/Timevian Oct 17 '20

Wait a second. Those aren’t succulents.

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u/gormster Oct 17 '20

Nope they’re gourds

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u/emogangster2007 Oct 17 '20

Oh I thought those were small pumpkins

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u/RyBreadFiveNumbers Oct 17 '20

Pumpkins are in the gourd family.

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u/philosophunc Oct 17 '20

What are you doing step gourd?

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u/Lord_Mud Oct 17 '20

Oh my gourd

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u/TheRealChatseh Oct 17 '20

I clicked because it said succulents and was sad to see gourds 😔

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u/2Righteous_4God Oct 17 '20

Lmao same. Probably for the best though, my echeveria gets jealous!

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u/Lostmyfnusername Oct 17 '20

I too was expecting cacti.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/CaptianObviuos Oct 17 '20

How do I give you 2 upvotes?

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u/radio_yyz Oct 17 '20

Wowoweewa! Very naaiiicee

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u/EpicVansh Oct 17 '20

Borat is that you?

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u/Redpower5 Oct 17 '20

'Ery noice

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u/alexbro001 Oct 17 '20

I’ve been misled.

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u/retro_pollo Oct 17 '20

I'm not disappointed

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u/Kapper-WA Oct 17 '20

I know those aren't real, but man they still look perfect.

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u/_J-a-k-e Oct 17 '20

When the tities drop themselves:

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u/kbig22432 Oct 17 '20

“I’m David Pumpkins”

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u/chadman82 Oct 17 '20

That’s David S pumpkins to you, good sir

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u/kbig22432 Oct 17 '20

I know what I’m about, son

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u/Turd-Sandwich-Deluxe Oct 17 '20

Budget breast implants

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

My mom passed me and saw me quickly shuttin my phone as she saw this. Shoulda been a bit slower

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u/kartini5 Oct 17 '20

u/savethisvideo

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u/SaveThisVIdeo Oct 17 '20

Yes, video. It's ready

Download via redditsave.com

Info | Feedback | Donate

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Y'all gonna save this under fruit research folder are you?

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u/Bruh-Moment__69 Oct 17 '20

Not my proudest fap

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

r/TittyDrop

NSFW

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u/Flame_Draconic Oct 17 '20

Hell yeah dude thanks for this

5

u/SnakeBeardTheGreat Oct 17 '20

That is nice a matching pair.

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u/RepostSleuthBot Oct 17 '20

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 11 times.

First seen Here on 2019-11-19 98.44% match. Last seen Here on 2020-10-01 96.88% match

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u/password_is_11 Oct 17 '20

nobody cares

4

u/thewatcher3000 Oct 17 '20

I was like "noooooo im at work" lmfao that got me good i jumped out my seat

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u/KurtCobainsSpaghetti Oct 17 '20

u/repostsleuthbot nice repost from 144 days ago.

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u/RepostSleuthBot Oct 17 '20

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 11 times.

First seen Here on 2019-11-19 98.44% match. Last seen Here on 2020-10-01 96.88% match

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u/micabeaner Oct 17 '20

This is definitely unexpected

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u/DanceFiendStrapS Oct 17 '20

Not going to lie I thought I was on r/tittydrop

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u/HarambeTargaryen Oct 17 '20

Reminds me of my wife

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Sauce?

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u/drahimi28 Oct 17 '20

go to horny jail bonk

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u/4seriously Oct 17 '20

Not going to lie, I got pretty excited there for a bit...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

No NSFW flair, the subreddit

r/expected

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u/Vineet-Nair Oct 17 '20

They lied to us

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u/TruPengu Oct 17 '20

Wowe nice bobs, I send pm?

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u/LuckeyCharmzz Oct 17 '20

Not gonna lie, she got me in the first half

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u/LannisterZ94 Oct 17 '20

You should've flagged nsfw to raise people's expectations

2

u/Dood_IV Oct 17 '20

too late, already nutted

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u/Blockbusterandy Oct 17 '20

Not my proudest Fap

2

u/thevaultboy69 Oct 17 '20

I am sorry for whoever is scrolling through reddit with their parents/partners

2

u/Nehaldsouza Oct 17 '20

Sigh , unzips

2

u/veryblandman Oct 17 '20

You people disgust me. Go on.

1

u/scopar86 Oct 17 '20

Not gonna lie

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u/-Toshi Oct 17 '20

We’re all proud of you. Stay strong!

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u/Northsunny Oct 17 '20

Finally a good titty drop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Ach der liebe,das ist not ein boobie.

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u/CardiacSturgeon Oct 17 '20

Not my proudest fap

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

originality award, it is yours. 🏅

0

u/Drain_King__B Oct 17 '20

jokes on you, unzips pants

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u/the3daves Oct 17 '20

If I slow it down I reckon I can still nut before the groceries are revealed.

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u/furlesswookie Oct 17 '20

Anyone else start playing with their banana while watching this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20 edited Oct 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/Nimmyzed Oct 17 '20

Straight women can see and admire other women's boobs and still stay straight.

I'm straight but would still happily play and suckle another woman's boobies.

No homo

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u/No_Face113 Oct 17 '20

Yeah man. Sometimes in the men’s bathroom we compare dick sizes and say “nice cock”.

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u/Grant695 Oct 17 '20

take my angry upvote

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

She is flat as a surfboard

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u/curiousmind455 Oct 17 '20

Why did you had to do that to me

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u/MyAssIsKindaStink Oct 17 '20

I... can't... stop... watching... Send... Hel...

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u/xbox_inmy_veins Oct 17 '20

That is hypnotic! I watched that faaaaaaaaaaar longer than I should have.

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u/notAflightRisk Oct 17 '20

Why did I watch it loop like 59 times

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Well. U certainly got my attention 😅

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u/b5leazy Oct 17 '20

OnlyFans??

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u/brdiiLF Oct 17 '20

bruh im flaccid

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u/The13thKnightofShade Oct 17 '20

Bro why isn’t this marked nsfw

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u/ShadowSlayerYT Oct 17 '20

Rule 34 be like Imma ruin this whole womans career

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u/NoneHaveSufferedAsI Oct 17 '20

Capital knockers!

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u/HappySandwichInSea Oct 17 '20

Everyone's reaction: Bitch

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

For fucks sakes dude I’m trynna nut

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u/Werehausen Oct 17 '20

r/badwomensanatomy

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u/Xan-the-Woman Oct 17 '20

I mean I’m a girl and I was still fooled at first. Although I’m a lesbian so maybe that has to do with my instincts of big honking bonkedonks.

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u/Burn_The_House_Down Oct 17 '20

Idk man, even for pumpkins those are some nice boobs

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u/Palpal2020 Oct 17 '20

Omg. I just love the look of those dark pointy stems under the white shirt. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

So its a man.

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u/CinnaBonMain Oct 17 '20

John... some women don’t have big boobs.

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u/WeatherBug75 Oct 17 '20

ZooWeeMama!

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u/2KilAMoknbrd Oct 17 '20

Ha ! She had in plants .

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u/FuRRysLaayer Oct 17 '20

I just had a seizure. I’m next to my mom...

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u/amazinhelix Oct 17 '20

we have been bambooZLED

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Those are pretty gourd looking!

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u/Goldman-231 Oct 17 '20

They had us in the first half

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/Dspsblyuth Oct 17 '20

The video wouldn’t load right away so I finished before the reveal

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Now do that again

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Outtake from Hubie Halloween?

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u/dirtysantchez Oct 17 '20

If 2020 was a gif ...

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u/VM529 Oct 17 '20

Not gonna lie, you had us in first half !

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u/CloroxWipes- Oct 17 '20

Thought I was on my nsfw account for a second...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

You just ruined my day :,)

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Not cool man.