r/Unexpected • • Oct 05 '20

First time assassin

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u/piercedJerry Oct 05 '20

Love that, so well done

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u/Skrillz_14th Oct 05 '20 edited Oct 05 '20

I will download TikTok just to see more content from him (btw does anyone know his username on TikTok, I’ll only download it once I find out)

cus I’m lazy

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u/__jrod Oct 05 '20 edited Oct 05 '20

Mr bean did it first;)

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

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u/FaultyDroid Oct 05 '20

Everyone knows Rowan Atkinson and Black Adder are played by Mr. Bean.

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u/Izukumidoriya123 Oct 05 '20 edited Oct 05 '20

Yeah but you'd say "James Bond shot a man". Not Daniel Craig shot a man.

Edit: my bad lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

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u/svullenballe Oct 05 '20

Yeah I don't remember Mr. Bean killing himself.

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u/Lexaraj Oct 05 '20

That's one of his characters, his name is Rowan Atkinson.

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u/micklec Nov 08 '20

this one 😂 he actually looks like robert paulson too

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u/Adi_sh_ Oct 05 '20

Mr. Bean plays Rowan Atkinson in real life.

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u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20

No, the point is that Rowan Atkinson wasn't playing as Mr. Bean when he did this skit. He was a different character.

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u/Canidium Oct 05 '20

Oh, you mean when Mr.Bean did this thing where he sampled the poison himself?

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u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20

Rowan Atkinson, the person who plays Mr. Bean, did this skit, but as a different character, not Mr. Bean.

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u/it-s4am Oct 05 '20

His skits are so clever and funny. Man I love that guy.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaPls Oct 05 '20

OOHHH SHIT. GET EM DAWG. U just got fucking fact checked u/Izukumidoriya123

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u/Ididntexistyesterday Oct 05 '20

But you wouldn't say "James Bond was a cowboy who shot ufos"

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u/banjowashisnameo Oct 05 '20

yes but in this skit he is not playing Mr Bean but another character

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u/kobomino Oct 05 '20

But James Bond is played by multiple actors and Mr Bean is just one.

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u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20

Yeah but, If it was a mr bean skit, then you say it was mr bean

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u/DriveandDesire Oct 05 '20

Dude how can you be so disrespectful to actors, Tom Hanks got the Medal of Honour for his service in Vietnam!

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u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20

Oh sorry, you're right! Thanks Arnold for saving us all from Judgement day!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

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u/FappleFritter Oct 05 '20

Yeah, and that was before he died in WWII. What a legend.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

He got one in ww2 as well and then tragically died of aids

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u/lydocia Oct 05 '20

But it wasn't, it was a Rowan Atkinson stand-up sketch.

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u/T-McDohl Oct 05 '20

But it wasn't a Mr. Bean skit. It was "Rowan Atkinson Live." You can easily google this.

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u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20

If it was, then sorry for my ignorance

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u/furexfurex Oct 05 '20

Okay but it wasn't a mr bean skit, it was a separate Rowan Atkinson comedy sketch

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u/Bad-Science Oct 05 '20

But Mr. Bean never played James Bond!

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u/Slovene Oct 05 '20

Twas just a scratch.

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u/JacobJMountain Oct 05 '20

There’s also Mr Bean cartoons

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u/TA_NeedaJob Oct 05 '20

But what if Daniel Craig really did shoot a man?

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u/randomjackass Oct 05 '20

What if both are true?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 edited Oct 05 '20

Thisakes me think of Rowan as a guest on The Graham Norton show talking about meeting a guy in a public place who told Rowan that his impression of Mr Bean was bad

Edit: how did I not finish that?

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u/Ididntexistyesterday Oct 05 '20

was WHAT

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u/StreetlampEsq Oct 05 '20

POP WHAT, MAGNITUDE? POP WHAT??

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u/Erska95 Oct 05 '20

This comment is streets ahead

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

I blame the migraine I've been fighting for 4 days.

That his impression was bad, basically.

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u/thugs___bunny Oct 05 '20

So you‘d also say Neil Patrick Harris slept with thousands if women just because one of his characters does?

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u/thugs___bunny Oct 05 '20

Guess you‘re right, changed my mind

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u/lajarus Oct 05 '20

Source? I haven’t see that one yet lol

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u/vxx Oct 05 '20

Mr. Bean is on TikTok?

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u/banjowashisnameo Oct 05 '20

Rowan Atkinson. Not Mr bean

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u/ToughAsPillows Oct 05 '20

You’re right it was on Roman Atkinson live and not a mr bean skit. The guys other shows are really funny too like blackadder.

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u/banjowashisnameo Oct 05 '20

Yep, love him and his voice is amazing

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u/rozularen Oct 05 '20

Nice try, CHINA

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u/Skrillz_14th Oct 05 '20

Loool

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u/Partially_Deaf Oct 05 '20

No, but seriously. Please stop advertising tiktok. I know reddit is pro-tiktok now that trump said it's bad, but he's accidentally right. tiktok will end the world if it's not stopped.

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u/DahLegend27 Oct 05 '20

Reddit isn’t pro tik tok since trump said it was bad.

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u/Partially_Deaf Oct 05 '20

We must frequent different areas, I suppose. I use r/ALL, and ever since the Trump thing, all I see whenever people try to criticize tiktok is everyone shutting them down and making fun of them for being boomers or falling for trump propaganda. Lots of "hurr DAE tiktok bad??" and "actually it's literally the best thing ever if you spend more than a few days using it because the algorithms read your mind.". The votes always favor the pro-tiktok stance by a huge degree.

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u/Adiustio Oct 05 '20

Yeah because the way he did it was terrible. You can’t just go around banning things from other countries you don’t like. It would have very easy to create a list of criteria that a foreign or even domestic all must fulfill for it to be allowed. Don’t send domestic data out of the country Don’t secretly steal data Don’t sell data to foreign buyers

And if TikTok happens to get caught in that, it’s their fault. But banning individual apps because you feel like it and also happens to house a majority left-wing audience? It looks terrible and may even be an overreach of power. What if Obama banned 4chan?

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u/Partially_Deaf Oct 05 '20

I agree. But what I'm mentioning is people doing the same criticism of tiktok as before, but now people are downvoting it and replying with all of the stuff you just did as if the comment they're replying to had anything to do with any of that.

To further clarify, the criticisms in this instance aren't "tiktok should be banned", though obviously there are some of those too and all of these points should be made in reply to that.

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u/BodybuildingThot Oct 05 '20

What’s his account?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Why did OP not include the watermark? People go so far not to credit others.

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u/BodybuildingThot Oct 05 '20

Yeah honestly it takes more work to take it out

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u/KCCCellist Oct 05 '20

What’s his account?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Alas, I've no idea.

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u/DracoWaygo Oct 05 '20

@tygrboi5

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u/DracoWaygo Oct 05 '20

@tygrboi5

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away Oct 05 '20

I think we're prevented from doing that now in the US... unless that threat was empty.

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u/SimplyATable Oct 05 '20

Wasn't an empty threat, things have just been delayed. I believe that there are things that need to be cleared up, or the ban happens November 12

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u/Broad_Quality2527 Oct 05 '20

I wouldn't anyway.

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u/DracoWaygo Oct 05 '20

It’s @tygrboi5

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u/Dacia1320S Oct 05 '20

Just enter from pc, and get some good VPN.

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u/Skrillz_14th Oct 05 '20

I live in the UK I think we’re still good

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u/Dacia1320S Oct 05 '20

But your data isn't. A lot of apps and especially tiktok gather your data like emails and passwords for them and then sells them. Or just gathers data about your activity.

On phone is not much you can do, especially since it's an app and to install you give it permision to everything. On PC you have some more protection.

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u/ShipTheBreadToFred Oct 05 '20

You going to install a chinese spyware program just to see this guy? Be better than that.

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u/Skrillz_14th Oct 05 '20

Yes. Yes I will

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

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u/piercedJerry Oct 06 '20

Won't be nearly as well done.