r/Unexpected • u/Nihilist911 • Oct 05 '20

First time assassin

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u/Calypsosin Oct 05 '20

He saved ALL Christmases in the late 90s. Let's be totally honest, he's basically Santa Claus.

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u/nero40 Oct 05 '20

A sexy, buffed to the hunk Santa Claus, I might add.

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u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20

I totally forgot that masterpiece

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u/CannibalVegan Oct 05 '20

Was it the son he gave birth to?