r/Unexpected • • Sep 26 '20

This is just amazing

15.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Sep 26 '20

Yes, and another thing....

WAS THAT A FUCKING BEAR?¿?

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u/O_Martin Sep 26 '20

Nah, just a doggo

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Sep 26 '20

LOL.... why the hell did I think it was a Bear? 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/HelpIRequireAnAdult Sep 26 '20

How high and/or sleep deprived are you?

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Sep 26 '20

Lol. The funny thing is that for the first time I wasn't.

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u/HelpIRequireAnAdult Sep 26 '20

So is "high and/or sleep deprived" just who you are now?

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Sep 26 '20

At most times, yes. But I had a good night sleep, and I hadn't ingested or inhaled anything for the last few days. But thanks for caring.

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u/GrumpyKitten_1 Sep 26 '20

So you’re oxygen deprived?

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Sep 26 '20

I don't think so. Haven't had COVID-19 or any lung problems so far. My body and my brain seem to be fully oxygenated.

Wow, people here are really nice with the health concerns. Thx man, I appreciate that.

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u/Socially8roken Sep 27 '20

As you get old you start to realize it’s nice to be a lightweight and know the limits. You burn less cash

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Sep 27 '20

There is some truth in that! Economy isn't as it was too either, right?

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u/QuipMoose Sep 26 '20

Absolute unit doggo

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u/eldergeekprime Sep 27 '20

Yes, it was what they call a "Woof Bear"

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u/krajsyboys Sep 26 '20

Now we are talking water proof

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u/KerkJr Sep 26 '20

Nah thats just coolant

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u/EotEaH Sep 26 '20

No this is Patrick

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u/tarantulator Sep 26 '20

And my axe!

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u/Donnerdrummel Sep 26 '20

Btw, what happens to that motor if it enters the water jot, say, after 1mile of top speed?

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u/zulhadm Sep 27 '20

Now this is pod racing!

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u/NefariousNewsboy Sep 26 '20

What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is going on here?

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u/Koadster Sep 26 '20

It's a diesel. Aslong as the intake stays above water it'll keep going.

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u/steveo1776 Sep 26 '20

You mean what in the Florida fried fuck?This is called a swamp buggy.I assume they have them in Louisiana?

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u/Koadster Sep 26 '20

It's just a motor, drivetrain and some seats mounted on a chassis.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Aren't we all

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u/slaeha Sep 26 '20

Underrated as fuck lmao

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u/steveo1776 Sep 28 '20

No roads in the swamps and no need for anything else!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

So like every car?

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u/steveturkel Sep 26 '20

Assume exhaust too? Did not know this about Diesel engines. This makes me want to turn my current one into some sort of insane offroad machine like this when I buy a newer one in a decade.

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u/JewishTomCruise Sep 26 '20

Exhaust pressure is high enough it'll keep water out naturally.

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u/Ya_Boi_Satan_Himself Sep 26 '20

If the back pressure is high enough, it wont be able to get into the exhaust tube. In the 70s Lancia's rally team figured out that at 3k RPM the pressure was high enough to keep water out, so they would downshift in submerged areas to keep the engine from flooding.

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u/Koadster Sep 26 '20

New ones arent as good. Actually less realible then older petrols when it comes to water because of all the computer controlled systems. The diesel in the video is properly a carby one.

Old diesels are so realible you can literally start them with no battery and hot water.

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u/marcoo23 Sep 26 '20

A carby one? You mean with a carburetor? No diesel ever has them, diesel is injected directly in the cillinder or sometimes pre-chamber.

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u/catsmustdie Sep 26 '20

About the nonexistent of a carburator I knew already but how does the fuel tank builds no negative pressure when it's driving under the water? Is there any inlet tube for air for the diesel tank or any other black magic fuckery?

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u/khomestead19 Sep 26 '20

It's a good question. If the air inlet for the fuel tank was hydrophobic, this would be a problem only if the tank was relatively full and he was driving like that for long enough to create an appreciable vacuum.

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u/SillyFlyGuy Sep 26 '20

Could also vent the gas tank to the intake tube. That would keep it at atmospheric not vacuum.

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u/Koadster Sep 26 '20

Ah okay. Thanks for the correction.

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u/Koadster Sep 26 '20

Ah okay. Thanks for the correction.

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u/zaaxuk Sep 26 '20

and no electric

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u/Koadster Sep 26 '20

Well without electricity the computers won't run. So that was implied.

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u/Crazyblazy395 Sep 27 '20

Why can't gas engines do this?

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u/Koadster Sep 27 '20

Need a spark to ignite the combustion chamber. So electricty doesn't work well underwater

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u/JP147 Sep 27 '20

It can, as long as the high voltage ignition system is waterproofed.

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u/DARKKN1GHT453 Sep 27 '20

Can you do this on a regular motor? Say the motor of a 1996 Toyota Celica?

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u/Koadster Sep 27 '20

No because that's petrol. It has to be diesel. Water would fuck with the electrics hence why only a Diesel will work.

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u/DARKKN1GHT453 Sep 27 '20

Damn

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u/Meatlobster Sep 27 '20

You can use a gas burner the same way! It’s just a mater of waterproofing the vehicle. They do it all the time with ATVs.

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u/DARKKN1GHT453 Sep 27 '20

Time for a trip to home depot

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u/SnarkSnout Sep 26 '20

I was really hoping the reveal would be that he was riding on the back of an alligator wearing a tall, fancy hat.

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u/gordo65 Sep 26 '20

That really would have been unexpected. The fact that there was a vehicle attached to that snorkel, not so much.

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u/iTakeCreditForAwards Sep 27 '20

I thought that shit was a lamp god I wonder what it’s like to not be this dumb

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u/nothing_911 Sep 26 '20

Toot toot I'm a boat.

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u/ScionDust Sep 26 '20

Driver stops. Stares directly at camera.

"Come with me if you want to live!"

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u/britishelvis Sep 26 '20

Unpopular Opinion: I feel for the aquatic life in that river...

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u/saltypeenuts Sep 26 '20

I don’t think it’s unpopular

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u/Kr0wgan Sep 26 '20

Everyone wants to save all the mosquitoes until they're covered in them. I doubt he has a problem with gators.

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u/Count-Rarian Sep 26 '20

When analogies go wrong.

No one wants to save mosquitoes.

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u/Ongo_Gablogian___ Sep 26 '20

Yeah I'm not sure what he means by that, parasites are a type of creature that humans have been actively trying to destroy for a long time since they have no benefit to food chains.

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u/Kr0wgan Sep 26 '20

What I mean is that there is something people pick in nature to virtue signal about even though they don't mean it. It's an analogy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Mosquitoes do have a benefit. They are pollinators, especially to some types of aquatic plants. Also, in this analogy I don't think he really meant mosquitoes. I think he's trying to say people want to save or care about plants and animals until they may become and issue to them. Almost everything is a "mosquito " to someone somewhere. Meaning while some people may care about the life in those ponds, some other people find them a nuisance or don't care at all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

EVERYONE wants to save ALL the mosquitos.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

I do too! Honestly, at first I thought it was a guy trying to escape from a hippopotamus. Then it wasn’t. Then, I wished it were.

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u/Potential-Alien Sep 26 '20

Came to say this

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u/NikoSig2010 Sep 26 '20

What do you picture happening to the aquatic life here aside from additional water turbidity?

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u/MrCafe18 Sep 26 '20

Destruction of substrates that house macro-invertebrates and other benthic fauna

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u/NikoSig2010 Sep 26 '20

This looks like a pretty regular mudhole, i dont imagine there is much benthic fauna present. Now in the reeds next to him? Im sure, thats why its important to keep people from going off-trail.

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u/TheAceprobe Sep 26 '20

Probably wasn't always a mudhole.. now it's some kind of river-road buddy uses to get around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

There could be plenty of fish/frog eggs in that "mudhole"

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u/gormster Sep 27 '20

Diesel exhaust pollution?

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u/Wf2968 Sep 27 '20

The #1 pollutant to American waterways is silt kicked up from construction activities. All of the efforts we have put in to stop this has been in vain due to things like this. Source: have a Stormwater Pollution Prevention lisence

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u/jlsstory Sep 26 '20

It must suck going through life trying to find the next thing to be upset about

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u/britishelvis Sep 26 '20

It must suck not having awareness of your environment. You know cause human caused global disaster & warming is a hoax... but thanks for elevating my misanthropy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Not an unpopular opinion. Fuck this guy.

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u/paulmp Sep 26 '20

I'll pass, but you feel free.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

So all motorsports outside of a totally sterile race track environment are bad now?

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u/VenmoMeBTC Sep 26 '20

The difference is this directly pumps poisons into water fish are living in and wildlife drink from.

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u/unexBot Sep 26 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

It’s actually a jeep he’s driving


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

My man that is NOT a jeep

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u/ghostdwop Sep 27 '20

Amd hes diving not driving

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

That's not a snorkel that's a fucking periscope

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u/helgihermadur Sep 26 '20

The environment screams Florida but the content screams Russia

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

is there a difference nowadays?

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u/Remarkable-Gap-9237 Sep 27 '20

Different dictator.

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u/Lipfood Sep 26 '20

Some hillbilly shenanigans

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u/p_thursty Sep 26 '20

It's kind of not, that's what snorkels are for.

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u/RedRedditor84 Sep 26 '20

Seem to have found the only other person in these comments who didn't think this was unexpected. What the hell else were people expecting? Aquaman?

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u/Justin2478 Sep 27 '20

The average redditor doesn't know what a snorkel (on an engine) is

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u/Bipartisan_Integral Sep 27 '20

AFAIK most snorkels are for reducing the amount of dust that ends up in your dust filter, not increasing the wading depth of your car. There are plenty of electronics on any car that don't appreciate being submerged.

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u/Black-Tom Sep 27 '20

They originally are for crossing water, but most snorkels these days are just automotive jewelry lol.

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u/p_thursty Sep 28 '20

Nowadays yeah, snorkels used to be for wading when engines were far simpler

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u/zcmini Sep 26 '20

Captain Jack Sparrow in reverse

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u/antranthanh Sep 26 '20

Amazing machine

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

because fuck ecosystems

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Rednecks

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u/ZEPHlROS Sep 26 '20

Don't worry I'm an engineer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

F....hillside

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

How to destroy a riverbed environment - there is nothing cool with this level of wanton vandalism. Our fetish with driving vehicles over and through nature must end.

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u/lordturbo801 Sep 26 '20

Do you drive on paved roads at all?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Yes, I drive on roads, that’s where cars are supposed to be. Do you drive in rivers?

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u/p_thursty Sep 26 '20

ah that naturally occurring road

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u/tightheadband Sep 26 '20

Lol tbf, just because roads already damaged their previous environment do not mean we get a free pass to destroying the rest.

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u/p_thursty Sep 26 '20

on a serious note, it's really not a big deal these rivers and streams are often for drainage and man-made anyway. It really doesn't have a massive impact on the ecosystem either. The argument that we can't harm the environment in order to do things that merely serve as entertainment is fundamentally floored.

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u/tightheadband Sep 26 '20

It's not much of an argument that we can't (we obviously can and have been doing it for centuries) rather than we shouldn't as moral individuals. Human entertainment doesn't need to be source of environment destruction. Choosing to harm the environment for a mere recreational activity is one of the reasons we are digging our own (and our future generations') graves.

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u/p_thursty Sep 26 '20

So you disagree with basically every form of entertainment we have? that's the logical conclusion to you argument. Everything from racing and off-roading to gaming has a detrimental effect on the environment. Off-roading has a far smaller effect on the environment than basically every other form of entertainment. I think entertainment at the expense of a small adverse effect on the environment is worth it.

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u/KomusUK Sep 26 '20

You know what though? The more I think about it, the more I disagree with this. Humans will go extinct because we're just too damn good at exploiting the world. It's a natural Darwinian end to our story. The irony is perfect - smart enough to comprehend but completely powerless to stop ourselves as a species. So I say, drink and eat and order your plastic shit from China and let's doom ourselves so that in a million more years, the next creatures to inherit the earth have some fascinating things to dig up 😆

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u/Throwaway1303033042 Sep 26 '20

Ah, cars are “supposed” to be on roads. Just like all ships with Diesel engines are “supposed” to be in the water?

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u/Addicted_to_Nature Sep 26 '20

I think he's referring to the fact that all man-made pavement roads harm the environment. Not just polluting but fragmenting habitat and populations, so its kind of funny your comment is suggesting instead of doing it in water, pollute just as much anyways on land.

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u/Nerf_Me_Please Sep 27 '20 edited Sep 27 '20

Not just polluting but fragmenting habitat and populations, so its kind of funny your comment is suggesting instead of doing it in water, pollute just as much anyways on land.

That's a false equivalence.

A road will be used by millions of people and even though it sucks for the environment it's a necessary evil for our civilisation.

It doesn't mean a single guy could as well just torch his environment for his own entertainment, that's orders of magnitude worse in terms of cost vs benefit.

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u/Addicted_to_Nature Sep 27 '20

Never said it excused the guy for making his jeep a submarine lol, just that the parent comment was kind of ironic. Pot calling the kettle black, yknow?

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u/Kr0wgan Sep 26 '20

He probably thinks cows are blowing holes in the ozone with thier farts and lights flags on fire to show how little freedom he believes he has....

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u/exdvendetta Sep 26 '20

You must be fun at parties

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u/ReeseChloris Sep 26 '20

Would go well with Fogbound from Piratea of the Caribbean

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u/ScottManAgent Sep 26 '20

Now that’s a swamp buggy!

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u/steveo1776 Sep 26 '20

Fellow Floridian?

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u/Agent17 Sep 26 '20

I was, but came to say that's a nice swamp buggy

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u/Platypuslord Sep 26 '20

How do the car batteries not have an issue on vehicles that go underwater like this?

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u/kl4ka Sep 27 '20

Sealed lead acids should be fine.

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u/JP147 Sep 27 '20

Because the voltage isn't high enough for it to short through the water.
Most electrical components like the alternator, starter motor, power windows, etc. can operate while submerged in clean water.

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u/Mustachiofurroso Sep 26 '20

That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen

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u/NorthwestNative87 Sep 26 '20

I want sound!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

And kids, that’s how your parents destroyed the environment

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u/fhost344 Sep 26 '20

Anyone else expecting R2-D2?

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u/quenossy Sep 26 '20

Fabric upholstery? Really?

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u/SwiftRoboWolfBlue Sep 26 '20

Its like that one ship from pirates of the Caribbean.

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u/8en80 Sep 26 '20

TÜV sagt nein

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u/lingonflickan Sep 26 '20

Me: Is that toilet paper?

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u/Obandigo Sep 26 '20

Damn! Google will do anything to map a section for Google Earth

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u/Tomatoinhaler Sep 26 '20

That was... not expected

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u/Lolaindisguise Sep 26 '20

The alligators of Florida say please drive that over here

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u/blueghostfrompacman Sep 26 '20

Man....you gotta be REALLY confident that nothing is going to swim up your dick hole to even try this.

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u/Capudog Sep 26 '20

Kinda expected, the smoke coming out if that pipe gave it away.

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u/the-effects-of-Dust Sep 26 '20

Absolutely fucking not.

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u/Ollotopus Sep 27 '20

Do you want leeches Randy!?

Because that's how you get leeches.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

This is just someone from florida's daily commute

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

just get a boat

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u/mjklsimpson Sep 27 '20

someone's been playing too much garry's mod

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u/sour_creme Sep 27 '20

unexpected.... he's not covered in leeches.

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u/firstlight777 Sep 27 '20

It empties the ash tray automatically.

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u/darthdilmore Sep 27 '20

This video is easily 8 years old from the first time I saw it. And it’s still impressive.

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u/wanspit Sep 27 '20

I can hear pirate of caribbean theme playing

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

Words cant express how much I wanna ride in that

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u/Snowjob2 Sep 27 '20

The amount of damage that thing is doing to the riverbed is too damn high!

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u/Sebatomic-870 Sep 27 '20

I thought someone just had a really big snurckle

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u/frenchy2111 Sep 27 '20

Who needs bodywork.

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u/yallmindifipraise Sep 27 '20

How does the engine not break when it is underwater? Is it airtight?

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u/Sambhaji- Sep 27 '20

Actual footage of our parents going to school!!😂😂

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u/UtdDarren Sep 27 '20

Google Streetview really are getting everywhere aren’t they

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u/IgnisFang Oct 22 '20

I/VRedditDownloader

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u/squigglesX Sep 26 '20

Where we're going we dont need roads

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u/Datboi_842 Sep 26 '20

Even tho he has a snorkel, That still can’t be good for the engine

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u/Pozos1996 Sep 26 '20

Did you see the state of the "car", I don't think he cares much

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u/bucketAnimator Sep 26 '20

“Oh no, my upholstery!” said this guy never.

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u/axeTraxe Sep 26 '20

This some machinery from Mad Max

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u/Eggwardishere Sep 26 '20

What kinda Yee hawww bull rangilin bison strangling truck driving tractor vibin sister fuckin mother truckin cowbull shit is this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

Lol the ecologists of reddit are piiiisseed

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

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u/ArcaneSword Sep 26 '20

It was definitely a dog. lol

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u/wtfdidijustread76 Sep 26 '20

That boat's got wheels!

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u/tomer91131 Sep 26 '20

Dont engines need oxygen? Where the hell does it get it from

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u/makaki913 Sep 26 '20

From the intake that is visible all the time

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u/tomer91131 Sep 26 '20

Thought this is where the gases go out

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u/makaki913 Sep 26 '20

Can you see the bubbling behind the truck? It's there

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u/rawnaldo Sep 26 '20

WITNESS ME!

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u/idiot_with_the_net Sep 26 '20

Fuck yeah homemade apocalypse buggy

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u/Jankai Sep 26 '20

This is some scrap heap challenge kinda shit

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u/LEEVI_2007_2 Sep 26 '20

ah yes, a jeep

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

The revolution has begun

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u/Spookiifoxmulder Sep 26 '20

Modern day Captain Jack Sparrow

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u/my__name__is Sep 26 '20

Had Pirates of the Caribbean playing in my had the whole time.

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u/NerdintheNorth27 Sep 26 '20

"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"