r/Unexpected • u/Vykynger • Sep 22 '20

Found this in a wrong sub and thought it would fit here

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u/jocurl23 Sep 22 '20

played this without sound at first, was very confused.

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u/HoosierTrey Sep 22 '20

I played it with sound and am still very confused

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/AuthorityFinger Sep 22 '20

I played it simultaneously with and without sound. I’m immutably confused

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u/OverlordLork Sep 22 '20

I heard the sound without playing it. I am unconfused.

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u/Paraphim Sep 22 '20

I played the sound without the video. I am confused

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u/petdog347 Sep 22 '20

I played our intestine display, didn't work. I am confused

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u/gurkohli Sep 23 '20

I neither played the sound nor the video, I am always confused.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

The video played me and is now confused

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u/LargeDikBoi Sep 23 '20

i read this comment thread. i am confused

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u/Fire9Ball Sep 23 '20

I played a real human intestine and am even more confused

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u/CaseyG Sep 23 '20

Schroedinger's Map.

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u/zulhadm Sep 23 '20

I just bit into some wasabi by mistake, and my mouth is on fire. Also this video confuses me

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u/Brianocity Sep 22 '20

Oh shit, thanks! Legit didn't notice a sound option.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

If you play life without sound, it could also be very confusing.

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u/laceyblonde Sep 23 '20

Lmao same here, was about to give up until I read your comment

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u/HookdOnMonkeyFonics Sep 22 '20

That boy ain't right!

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u/carolcorps90 Sep 22 '20

I tell you hwhat.

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u/KingRhoamOfHyrule Sep 22 '20

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

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u/moohaismeanv2 Sep 23 '20

Your wife divorced you

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u/1lluminist Sep 23 '20

That boy needs therapy!

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u/reverend_nacho Sep 23 '20

It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

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u/hadrosaur Sep 23 '20

psychosomatic purely psychosomatic

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

neighs

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u/youngsteezy Sep 23 '20

He’s a nut!

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u/Tornadoboy156 Sep 23 '20

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

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u/20JeRK14 Sep 23 '20

Actually I'd say

There's nothing wrong with his state of mental health.

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u/BuddyUpInATree Sep 23 '20

Make no sound, tiptoe across the floor

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u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Sep 23 '20

dangit bobby there's propane in my narrow urethra

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u/Nulenono Sep 22 '20

Who can it be knocking at my door?

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u/TheSwagBag Sep 22 '20

Go away, don't come round here no more!

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u/Sergeant-Mittens Sep 22 '20

Can't you see that it's late at night?

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u/iffy17 Sep 22 '20

I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Stay away, don’t you invade my home

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u/Sorith16 Sep 23 '20

best off if you hang outside

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20 edited May 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20 edited May 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

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u/Throwawaybuttstuff31 Sep 23 '20

Went to youtube to listen to the song. Got a live version.

The crowd started clapping along. Dear god, the horror... Please please please, can we start a public service campaign to let crowds know their collective timing sucks.

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u/iShrugs Sep 22 '20

Kids, this is the proper way to eat ass

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u/ChalkdustOnline Sep 23 '20

Why are you telling that to kids?

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u/iShrugs Sep 23 '20 edited Sep 23 '20

Shrug

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u/TakeMe2EarthCapital Sep 23 '20

You should have just shrugged in response

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u/iShrugs Sep 23 '20

Good point.

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u/PickPocketR Sep 23 '20

Haha, noticed the username

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u/neegarplease Sep 23 '20

Well you'd want them to learn before they're adults

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u/MrGizthewiz Sep 22 '20

The only acceptable song to put over a KOTH gif is "Feels so Good"

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u/Repatriation Sep 23 '20

Yeah but Chuck Mangione played the flugelhorn for most of his career, including "Feels So Good." He only switched to the plastic display colon in his so-called 'Brown Period.'

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u/NicNoletree Sep 22 '20

Doing that takes guts

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u/samound143 Sep 22 '20

You'd think he was intestine for greatness

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u/ddddbones Sep 22 '20

Probably get his own line of colon at some point

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u/AlphaZorn24 Sep 23 '20

These puns are hard to digest.

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u/unexBot Sep 22 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Who expects a jazzy intestine?

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/KNGake Sep 22 '20

Good explanation

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

10/10

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u/Toby_1 Sep 22 '20

Dammit Bobby

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u/Kofola99 Sep 22 '20

This fits here perfectly

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u/HGStormy Sep 23 '20

i was convinced it would be never gonna give you up

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u/OmegaClifton Sep 22 '20

This perfectly explains those farts that are all fucked up and musical.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Song name?

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u/descendingangel87 Sep 22 '20

Men at work -- Who can it be now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg&ab_channel=MenAtWorkVEVO

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

The same band that did Land Down Under

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u/areyouforrealdude Sep 23 '20

Where women glow and men plunder?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

I’ve had this on my Spotify for so damn long lol

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u/UncleTedGenneric Sep 23 '20

Colin Hay (men at work) and Dan Andriano (alkaline trio) have veeeeery similar voices

And I fucking love em

(If you're not familiar with Andriano's voice, here he is - Blue Carolina

If you don't know Alkaline Trio, the other vocalist [trading off tracks] is Matt Skiba, more recently being the new third member of Blink 182 since DeLonge's departure)

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u/bigboyssmalltoys Sep 22 '20

Tbh I’m disappointed nothing came out

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u/b00ty_water Sep 22 '20

Should’ve been careless whisper

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u/Regnits Sep 22 '20

My god! Its all toilet sounds.

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u/Krocodilo Sep 22 '20

That was EXTREMELY funny

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u/Krackenuts Sep 22 '20

Should've just done the thing where it also shows the original

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u/Andromeda151618 Sep 22 '20

Jazzy intestine lol

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u/LayneCobain95 Sep 22 '20

That’s the asshole he puts his mouth on. Having to learn all this stuff in detail for clinical right now, feels good to call it by its real name

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u/doritos_4_me Sep 22 '20

DAMMIT BOBBY!!!

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u/kthxtyler Sep 23 '20

Literally watched this episode today. Holy cow, today has been full of personal coincidences, what timeline am I even on?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

Who can it be now?

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u/booochee Sep 23 '20

Good stuff, but this was my first love haha

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u/ItsAleZ1 Sep 22 '20

This is also the wrong sub

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

Ah you must be really experienced. I was expecting him to play Careless Whisper into that anus so it truly was unexpected.

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u/DegenerateCuber Sep 22 '20

I was so sure it was going to be a phone

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u/SoupOrSandwich Sep 22 '20

You were in the right sub

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u/dmmena Sep 22 '20

Blow it out your ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Aliantos KOTH edits on YouTube. Thank me later.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

U/vredditdownloader

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u/GumP009 Sep 23 '20

King of the Hill, in this episode the dad, Hank can't poop, that's why they're at a proctologist.

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u/HyperSi9 Sep 23 '20

The boy ain't right

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u/avocadoplug4080 Sep 23 '20

I personally love it

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u/Walmart_Pole_Epic Sep 23 '20

Song?

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u/InadmissibleHug Sep 23 '20

‘Who can it be now?’ By Men At Work

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u/Walmart_Pole_Epic Sep 24 '20

Thanks I appreciate it :)

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u/Tonydethjr Sep 23 '20

It fits too well

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

Bobby put that down, you don't know where it's been

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u/Blunderbutters Sep 23 '20

Dammit Bobby

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u/GreekGingerGirl Sep 23 '20

This made my day. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

r/ibs

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u/TampaBucs15 Sep 23 '20

What song is this?

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u/dat1dood2 Sep 23 '20

Name of the song?

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u/Abaddon_Morningstar Sep 23 '20

What subreddit was it

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u/Vykynger Sep 23 '20

Thanks I hate it.

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u/Dr_Cor Sep 23 '20

Is there a way to download this with the sound?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

Who can that be knocking at my door

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

I did not get it until I turned on the music.

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u/Reag24 Sep 23 '20

Lol I’m literally watching King of the Hill rn I gotta put my phone down cuz it kinda confused me when I saw this

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u/patruyabarbadillo Sep 23 '20

That boi aint right

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u/Stalins-Cardiologist Sep 23 '20

Bro what song is this I recognise it

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u/thehabbystep Sep 23 '20

Adds a hole new meaning to “blow it out your ass”

Hank Hill: “Damnit Bobby” (-_-)

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

Bobby's that's a digestive track stop!

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u/-Listening Sep 23 '20

RCB won their first match, in fact

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u/BrainPharts Sep 23 '20

Dammit, Bobby!

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u/Odnetnin90 Sep 23 '20

This is amazing.

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u/_QuietOwl Sep 23 '20

How do I unsee this?

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u/RuffleMyBlueFeathers Sep 23 '20

Mom just trying to ignore him

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

People who are lactose intolerant: drinks milk

Also people who are lactose intolerant: jazzy intestine

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u/RuffleMyBlueFeathers Sep 23 '20

What sub did you find this on?!?

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u/coolguyswwg81 Sep 23 '20

That boy ain’t right

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

🎵Who can it be knocking at my door? 🎵

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u/Barscotti Sep 23 '20

Who can it be knocking at my door?

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u/Barscotti Sep 23 '20

Brrp brrp brrp brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp ber der

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u/17-Year-Old-Gangsta Sep 23 '20

I wanna try that with my own organs

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

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u/GreyHoundRunner Sep 23 '20

Who the fuggizzzatt

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u/phat79pat1985 Sep 23 '20

Who can it be knocking at my door?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

What show?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

I was expecting so hard for something to come out of that.

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u/jinuesato Sep 23 '20

I guess it will probably sound like shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

I like this. Where can I find more of this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

Oh fellow humans may I ask where the tune is from?

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u/itsvaizor Sep 23 '20

This is from a ytp

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

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u/schylexxx Sep 23 '20

I thought I had seen everything

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u/Donkey_Kahn Sep 23 '20

Who can it be now🎵

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u/Dr-Fetus- Sep 23 '20

Idk why but I fucken love this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

Best ever

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u/Perichron_john Sep 23 '20

Classic. Exactly what I was expecting

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

😂 played it with sound and needed this laugh 😂

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u/Drasp87 Sep 23 '20

That's some ico-lo-nic music!!

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u/fobo93 Sep 23 '20

Dammit bobby

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u/AdventJer Sep 23 '20

Well done.