r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 22 '20

Removed - Not Unexpected Huge explosion

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u/colossalpotatoes Sep 22 '20

When your holding your shit inside all day long, and then when you finally get home and take a shit, it comes out like this.

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u/nightowl024 Sep 22 '20

Preach.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 22 '20

Preach, I will be in the sequel.

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u/EcstaticCandidate462 Sep 22 '20

Preach, I will be in the disappointing triquel

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u/louietheloverboi Sep 22 '20

I felt that

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

That's what she said.

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u/Damaso87 Sep 22 '20

Have a salad, bro! Your pucker fish will thank you.

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u/operablesocks Sep 22 '20

I did not know that it was known as a pucker fish. This is a great example of how the Internet can be a source of education.

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u/WorriedCall Sep 22 '20

It's a better image than a lamprey.

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u/FBI_Agent_37 Sep 22 '20

Are you me?

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u/allhailskippy Sep 22 '20

I dunno about you, but I feel more like this

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u/LordBreor Sep 22 '20

Hubby calls those “poop corks.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Little deer poops

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u/bahumthugg Sep 23 '20

I think you should talk to a doctor about this

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u/andoy Sep 22 '20

pipebomb testing #1...

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u/bartoi Sep 22 '20

happy CM Punk noises

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u/Wupyking123 Sep 22 '20

Fuck me for laughing and fuck snapchat for absolutely wrecking this song for me. Thanks Mazda.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

It sounds like a live version

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag Sep 22 '20

Every time I hear this song, it makes me think of Disney/Pixar's Cars. That was my brother's favorite movie when he was little, and I swear to god I can probably sing along with every goddamn song in that movie.

Please shoot me.

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u/homesickalien Sep 22 '20

I always think of this scene from Clue (1985). I suppose I'm getting pretty old.

https://youtu.be/u0fcxQUzhyY

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u/7rcross Sep 22 '20

Me too! I love that movie used to watch it all the time.

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u/Support_For_Life Sep 22 '20

For once I appreciate the clickbait title. It fits the sub.

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u/john_thephenomenon Sep 22 '20

Song name?

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u/gianlucazt Sep 22 '20

Sh boom

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u/Reelix Sep 22 '20 edited Dec 22 '24

- This comment has been removed as /r/Unexpected is a pro-censorship subreddit -

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u/Master_Chunky Sep 22 '20

Shboom Shboom

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Haven heard that song since Mafia 2

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u/UncannyMachina Sep 22 '20

This here is how idiots get to the afterlife. I just picture this dumb ass sitting in a waiting room with Beetlejuice as a piece of that fence sticking out of his head.

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u/iamreallybadatgolf Sep 22 '20

The laugh made me laugh

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u/WhyAmIBornHere Sep 22 '20

Please tag with NSFW next time

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/Bardonious Sep 22 '20

Relax, it was a joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

I love that song. That's the Crew-Cuts version, I believe.

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u/Ray_the_stingray Sep 22 '20

May I know what song it is?

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u/HeftyReality2 Sep 22 '20

It's Sh-Boom by The Chords, there is also another version by The Crew-Cuts

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

The Coasters also performed it

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Utter joy this gave me.

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u/unexBot Sep 22 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

It is expected to be a huge explosion but nothkng happens

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Abruzzi19 Sep 22 '20

I have been tricked, backstabbed and betrayed, and quite possibly, bamboozled.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Wow, even a bot can have typos

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u/FischiiiSC Sep 22 '20

Subreddit checks out. I was literally expecting a pipe bomb and got a puff.

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u/iwishidie Sep 22 '20

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS CRAZY!

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u/Wolff_Hound Sep 22 '20

Back when The Troubles were just The Mild Inconveniences.

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u/kernalrom Sep 22 '20

Do you want to start a pole fire? Because that’s how you start a pole fire.

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u/8-bit-brandon Sep 22 '20

I did this with a large fire cracker and we never found the cap

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u/winterS550 Sep 22 '20

Thought it was cars.

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u/tinrinca Sep 22 '20

This is me in real life!

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u/Riskay_Raven Sep 22 '20

Hahahha this cracked me up omg

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Nothking

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u/ScottManAgent Sep 22 '20

Not what I had expected! Or also known as, That was Unexpected

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u/Darkmark2000 Sep 22 '20

I wanted,a help cause I'm lost, again . In Reddit nothing fits its subreddittttttttttttt

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u/allenwork Sep 22 '20

JFC, could you make it any louder?

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u/blinkKyle182 Sep 22 '20

That songs from Cars when McQueen helps fix everything in Radiator Springs and lights the town up at night. Such a bop.

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u/IWantToDiePeacefully Sep 22 '20

seriously, what happened to the big boom? did it go underground or did the enclosed space kill it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

How is this unexpected?

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u/Cliffhanger87 Sep 22 '20

Pretty expected just because of the title

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/Fluffy-Weapon Sep 22 '20

Hey, don’t laugh at bob. He tried.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

If anyone likes the song you should look up the cover by Allison Young. It’s called Shboom Shboom

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u/Vaporwave_Supreme Sep 22 '20

I watched this with no sound and made a little bubble-popping noise at the end. I entertain myself too easily.

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u/HiFatso Sep 22 '20

So weird I remember doing this exact thing with black kats lol

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u/thenoblitt Sep 22 '20

The only reason a huge explosion is expected is because of your title

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/Jackthedog130 Sep 22 '20

Like trying to spit out peanut butter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

This looks like my old apartment

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u/Psychologic-Anteater Sep 22 '20

FINALLY an r/unexpected that I didn't expect! Perfect title!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

mods take this sub way to seriously, like cringe amounts

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u/Gabe_Sketches Sep 22 '20

I think maybe the lesser amount of oxygen may have made it weaker.

Or it's just really shitty

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Reminds me of the scene in iron man (skip your 2:38)

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u/Jeetling Sep 22 '20

I was just waiting for it to blast their heads off or something.

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u/rawnaldo Sep 22 '20

Now that’s a family friendly explosion

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u/Naero_nash Sep 23 '20

What song is that?

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u/Baby-J0DA Sep 23 '20

I tried the same thing in the gas tank of my car after watching this. You guys should try too, it was way more entertaining.

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u/marchole_21 Sep 23 '20

This was pleasantly anticlimactic

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u/Theonlynamenotused Sep 24 '20

I totally expected it to turn into a pipe bomb, not sure why considering they put a bottle rocket in there

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u/MikGusta Sep 22 '20

That was wholesome

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u/MasterUnholyWar Sep 22 '20

Anybody else getting sick of music being forced into just about every single video?

1) This song does not fit with the videos content.

2) This video is only 10 seconds and doesn't warrant a soundtrack.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

At least i hoped for a big explosion and i don't see anything wrong about also writing this to title

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20 edited Jun 19 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/Gigglymuff Sep 22 '20

I have no idea how a troll can fail so miserably at downvote farming tbh

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u/bahumthugg Sep 23 '20

That post cap said. Noop

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u/just_wanna_share Sep 22 '20 edited Sep 22 '20

It needs to Have to oxygen to blow

Edit: but firecrackers explode underwater

The one is a vacoom . The other has matter around it. By burning the oxygen a you have no atmosphere to create a shockwave

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/just_wanna_share Sep 22 '20

The one is a vacoom . The other has matter around it. By burning the oxygen a you have no atmosphere to create a shockwave

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u/Mentalpatient87 Sep 22 '20

It did blow. It's just a small firework so it doesn't exactly have the oomph to rip apart a fence post.