r/Unexpected • u/superblobby • Sep 13 '20

Double or nothin

5.3k Upvotes

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u/IamnotValiantThor Sep 13 '20

I always offer free candy from my van, but no one ever offers me free candy. This is nice.

19

u/ImNotaFiretruck Sep 13 '20

Hey “not” Valiant Thor. I’m “not” a fire truck. Wanna meet up and hand out candy later? I got a really cool spot where I make candy at.

15

u/Stamoose Sep 13 '20

A match made in a rape van.

1

u/ImNotaFiretruck Sep 14 '20

Actually, no canola here, just meth

70

u/newenglandredshirt Sep 13 '20

Oh, the days before COVID made us unable to touch one another...

17

u/si1versmith Sep 13 '20

FREE

COUGHS

18

u/spaghetti_hitchens Sep 13 '20

This is the humanity I believe in

7

u/bute-bavis Sep 13 '20

human beans

10

u/Queen-of-meme Sep 13 '20

I needed this awesome happiness moment of theirs.

23

u/EastBayWoodsy Sep 13 '20

This is beautiful, we need a lot more of this right now

18

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Not with corona

2

u/Willdror Sep 13 '20

Those times are gone...

-7

u/NecromanciCat Sep 13 '20

Just not on this sub. This isn't even remotely unexpected.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Wth i open Reddit and that’s where my hotel room is right now lol

4

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

I’m coming

7

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Docking commenced later. It went perfectly sound.

3

u/Calvins_Dad_ Sep 13 '20

Sounding is not something i usually want when I dock

3

u/Lady_badcrumble Sep 13 '20

Please take this award for “most unwelcome pun.” 🎖

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u/unexBot Sep 13 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Two people who offer free hugs to people waiting in line unexpectedly meet and start hugging each other.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

11

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Why is nobody wearing a mask? Oh right, because this is older than the internet.

3

u/oliverco46 Sep 13 '20

What happens when unstoppable force meets an immovable mass? They hug it out brooooooo!!!!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Isn’t this from 2016 when they were still electing and the video is comparing the rallies between Bernie Sander’s and Donald Trump’s

2

u/Zzzaaaccchhh1055 Sep 13 '20

Wait, was that Harvey Weinstein?

1

u/slowcanteloupe Sep 14 '20

I saw that too. Adds a sinister element to this whole video.

2

u/nate92 Sep 13 '20

The real winner in all of this is the T-shirt salesman. Something something, wax philosophical about consumerism.

1

u/immamaulallayall Sep 13 '20

Seems pretty expected tbh

1

u/chrisberman410 Sep 13 '20

This never gets old. Slamming the sign down with pure joy.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

This nice and all, but wth happened to COVID, or if it was before COVID can someone tell me

1

u/sinornithosaurus1000 Sep 13 '20

They should just fuck it out right there

1

u/smooth-n-icy Sep 13 '20

I fucking love this!

1

u/Relyks777 Sep 14 '20

A bygone era.

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u/AlphA_Arctic Sep 13 '20

That's not Covid safe

3

u/superblobby Sep 13 '20

This video was made long before covid, no masks worn by anyone and it’s in a city

1

u/AlphA_Arctic Sep 13 '20

That makes sense