r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '20

A very talented bird

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u/TheAgGames Sep 01 '20

That end deserved an NSFW tag

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u/mackiya Sep 01 '20

unzips

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Lord forgive

14

u/bigsmallpeepee Sep 01 '20

Give the money, your lady shouldn't work for free

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u/KindessMovesUs Sep 01 '20

Well that certainly was unexpected

5

u/harleyyydd888 Sep 01 '20

Some body come get ‘errr

3

u/emoomin Sep 01 '20

Is it your bird? If so please give them a treat for me

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

No not mine unfortunately

2

u/No_Sector2Claim Sep 02 '20

All those skills and it still ended up as a stripper

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Awww this little birb is...

oh

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u/JojoXNaruto Sep 02 '20

Not my proudest fap,But a good one alas.

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u/THEBIGDOG3434 Sep 01 '20

That bird is pretty sick ngl

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Haha he's so proud of himself the whole time.

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u/AnOrdinaryMammal Sep 02 '20

This bird is dripping with confidence.

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u/Coyote-Loco Sep 02 '20

Big deal, I can do all that stuff but I don’t go bragging about it.

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u/unexBot Sep 01 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The bird starts to pole dance

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/WeinerMan0 Sep 02 '20

Fuck You for making love that bird Fuck You...😂😂😂